And the not so funny truth...

The NRA Report on John Forbes Kerry....

Hidden Agenda

THE TRUTH behind John Kerry's record on your firearms rights.

by Wayne LaPierre

If you thought the eight long years of the Clinton/Gore administration`s war on firearms owners` rights were ...

Snopes says BS to Mr. Rogers (make sure you read down the page)
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp
No tats no service!!

Says BS to the LEE Marvin too
http://www.snopes.com/military/keeshan.htm


Also, Bob Keeshan (better known Captain Kangaroo ...

seymore wrote: My wife took my hunting clothes and washed them in that downey smelling chit and then dried them with bounce sheets.

That's so when you pass a good looking woman, she knows by the scent that you are married.

GulfCoast wrote:I am thinking marriage is out for Benny......

Not necessarily...

He can always get married in San Francisco.

Benny...

Go to...

"Start"

"Programs"

"Accessories"

"System Tools"

"System Restore"

Pick a date back before this started and see if it gets rid of it. You can always undo it.

Why do you need the balls?

Hey Benny...

Done any more work on that special graphics project for me?

Boykin...

Dingle-Johnson covers fishing. It's the Pittman-Robertson Act that funds hunting.

Additional wetlands that are added to our National Wildlife Refuges are funded by our federal duck stamp money and from royalties on oil drilling in offshore waters and refuge lands.

Additional ...

I hate it when I get a spear point in my pickup tire.

http://www.texasarrowheads.com/home.html

And trade a Beaver problem for a Benny problem?

Mid-Texas Coast, January, 2004...

Yes, that’s ducks on the water in the background…

http://www.huntinfo.com/livehunts/txduck2/1_5.jpg

http://www.huntinfo.com/livehunts/txduck2/1_8.jpg

http://www.huntinfo.com/livehunts/txduck2/3_3&#46 ...

Blew the flea collar right off it...

Know what you mean….

I'd rather put a lot of thought and planning into something where I can (hopefully) do it right the first time so that it works from then on with little or no maintenance rather than doing what appears to the be the easy way, and have to do it over and over every year from ...

Sounds like you're their man...

I'll see if they can send a van down to pick you up.

Oh, and bring a coat.