Hey, cover the seat with Saran wrap, Just don't forget it if she doesn't use it first.

I would have keep quit and drove it around for a while. maybe took it to wal-mart.

I believe every word. Had the same experiance while duck hunting one day. Daughter want to kill a beaver so she shot one while in the boat then preceedeed to wade to to finish it off. Before she got there it turn and charged her and I had to finish it real quick. I bet I am the only one to see a ...

Build it big enough for a bathroom. No matter how close it is to the house you will get tired of having to run to the house and Momma will be glad you ain't coming in and messin up her house.

Question: How can you prove your redneck status? I realized I could prove mine when I realized that my dog was worth more than my truck. How about YOU?

Sounds like its time for the old soap dispensing. It won't matter if he is huntin as long as he ain't shootin.

Meet Ben Clark while dove hunting in north Ms this year. Ben is the one who wrote and produced the video. He is the one playing the quitar. I think he hit the nail on the head with this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIPoPw9zgvQ

Man and woman in the bed, woman wakes husband up and says baby wake up I had a dream and you gotta hear about it.
Husband asks what was it about.
Woman says I was at a dick auction and they had dicks of all kinds some of them were going for $10000.
Husband asks was there any there like mine?
Woman ...

When I saw a duck

My daughter shoots a Parker Sidekick XP, 30-40 lb pull. She is 14 and does real good with it. We plan on smokin one this weekend with it in spot we know they will be at.

I was wondering if all the grain left in the fields due to farmers not getting it out because of weather will stop short any birds. Just a though

Sounds High, I use a CPA and he charges me around $200. And if I get audited they see him.

I went into a hardware store once and asked for a metal yard stick.
The lady replied 3 foot or 4 foot

I served on Grand Jury in the past. On the grand jury you just decide whether to indict or not. You get to here alot of Funny and stupid stuff also some things that make you want to wup some booty. I got Petite Jury on Tues. 3rd. May not be as interesting.