Kick butt american forces

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Kick butt american forces

Postby MemphisStockBroker » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:31 am

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

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These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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Postby Wingman » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:46 am

Good night, look at that weapon!
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Postby crow » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:17 pm

Looks more like the "Redneck Special Ed. Forces."
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Postby QuackHead50 » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:38 pm

call me up and ill be ready to go
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Postby jtdumallard » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:59 pm

how would west virginia fall into the same category as the other states?
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Postby tunica » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:16 pm

Hey He stole My Blind Gun :shock:
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Postby cwink » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:45 pm

Go get em boys..
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