Taxes

Hayes · Postby **Hayes** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:42 pm

I am sure this has been aroudn for a while but maybe some have not seen it.

At first I thought this was funny... then I realized the awful truth of
it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he hollers,
Tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians"?

And... I still have to "press 1" for English.

duckkiller · Postby **duckkiller** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:44 pm

good read

mudsucker · Postby **mudsucker** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:56 am

That reminds me. Gotta get my '05 and '06 taxes filed! :oops:

AMOS · Postby **AMOS** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:36 am

I think if I have to take a drug test to keep my job to pay taxes so that someone else can sit on the porch and collect a welfare check then by god they should have to take a drug test to get the check!
That would cut out over half the recipiants!

cwink · Postby **cwink** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:35 am

Read My Lips - "No New Taxes"

cwink · Postby **cwink** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:36 am

Read My Lips - "No New Taxes"

MemphisStockBroker · Postby **MemphisStockBroker** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:41 am

That is one thing I do allot of in my business.... to legally get out of as many taxes as possible.

The estate tax is insane. Can take almost half of a persons wealth... like a farmer trying to pass his farm down to his kids. Government will get half the value of his land.

:shock:

jacksbuddy · Postby **jacksbuddy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:49 am

Hayes wrote:And... I still have to "press 1" for English.

As if all of the 'taxes' weren't problem enough!! :evil:

Deagle · Postby **Deagle** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:09 am

Work Harder!
Millions on Welfare depend on you.

Locked Up · Postby **Locked Up** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:28 am

I can't imagine anyone reading that and not getting pissed off. We all know that it is true and exist, but da**.

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