What takes longer?

[D1]

Delta my friend after 15 years of being married to my lovely wife. I can see you havent figured out you never outsmart a woman they let you think you did
your friend
D1

[Wingman]

This lil' chic is smart, y'all. I'm up against a worthy adversary
I kept her all day today cause she got sick at daycare, So we rode around and chased cormorants off of the ponds. At dinner, she tells me she needs to change clothes because hers are wet.

Upon further inspection I found that they indeed were wet with a rotten-Spam-like substance and she had it from her ribs to her toes.

So.....I transported her back to her house in a towel.....after we stopped for chicken....and picked up new clothes and a pull-up(got an extra this time cause I forgot to get one last time...hence the towel).

The fun is indeed just beginning!

Is there an end to how many baby dolls one girl can own?

[timber-hunter]

We had our first child Dec. 26th, and just went yesterday to get her first round of shots. Man you talk about breaking your heart when that nurse sticks that needle in and she goes to hollering ; I DO BELEIVE SHE HAS ME WRAPPED AROUND HER LITTLE FINGER

[Model12]

Ahhhhhh, the trial and tribulations of a new daddy... My "little girl" will be 26 in May and is working on her PHD. I can saw this with all honesty...Enjoy each day, and get ready to spend the big bucks, much, much, later!!!!

[Jordan River]

You know you're in trouble when someone asks your little girl which finger she has Daddy wrapped around, and, she gives that little smirk, holds up both hands, and wiggles ALL ten. Then to make matters worse, she twirls around, prisses off, and says for everyone to hear, "Yeah, I can play my Daddy!" Even my boy can see it. He just rolls his eyes and shakes his head when big sis gets one over on Dad. Yeah, I am definitely in big trouble, and she's only ten! Oh man, boys are so much easier than girls!!

[gadwall2]

You would think dressing little boys would be easier. Not around my house. I get the oldest up and dressed and headed to school before my wife gets up. At least twice a week my wife calls me after I left for work saying "why in the world did you dress him in that!" My reply is usually "second grade ain't a fashion show"

Our middle son the 4 yr old who turns 5 in two weeks is usually easy to dress. One day last summer he came bopping down the stairs with shorts, a sweatshirt, and rubber boots on. My wife almost fainted. All I could say was "Thats my boy, you go son".

[timber-hunter]

Yeah my little girl gives me that little smirk and man I just get paralyzed. But hey I am going to lay the law down to her she is going to do what I want her to do not my wifes beauty pageants and modeling careers. My wife really freaked when I walked in with alittle pair of waders, and a camo pop gun. I justified it this way though I said well Kaylee told me she wanted it. But then I thought man she can't even talk yet. So I come right back with well I could tell by the way she was looking at my duck hunting pictures that she wanted these. Pretty good huh

[Jordan River]

Oh, yeah. You'll still pay for that. My little one last year told me, "Sure Dad, I'll go camping and fishing with you at the Little Red....As long as the hotel room is nice and the shopping mall ain't far away." I knew right then her Moma been covertly trainin' her. Last night, she watched that Redford movie, "A River Runs Through It", with me while the enemy was at some party spending money on useless junk. The little one thinks trout are some awsome fish, and surprised me by saying she wants to go. That trip is planned as of today, before the enemy has a chance to poison her mind!!!! Hey fellas, anything to get em out there enjoying God's country is OK by me.

[SoftCall]

Is there an end to how many baby dolls one girl can own?

Wingman - is there an end to how many duck decoys you can own? Apples to apples...the answer is NO!

[Denduke]

Hey Wingman, wait till you and yor bride make that little wigman, that futre huntin' buddy that's half you. Hope you got lead in your pencil and not steel shot. Hope your bride is not hard of hearing like my buddies wife. Thay had four little ones back to back before he realized she was hard of hearing. Seems like every night before they went to bed he would ask "Do you want to go to sleep or what?" she would reply "What?"

[D1]

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Yeah my little girl gives me that little smirk and man I just get paralyzed. But hey I am going to lay the law down to her she is going to do what I want her to do not my wifes beauty pageants and modeling careers. My wife really freaked when I walked in with alittle pair of waders, and a camo pop gun. I justified it this way though I said well Kaylee told me she wanted it. But then I thought man she can't even talk yet. So I come right back with well I could tell by the way she was looking at my duck hunting pictures that she wanted these. Pretty good huh

my point has been made timber hunter

I can see you havent figured out you never outsmart a woman they let you think you did
your friend
D1

[Seymore]

I've got three girls; 12, 6, and 16 months. The 12 year old doesn't just worry now about whether it matches, but, whether it's got the correct label.

And my wife wonders why I get up at 4 am to go watch the sun rise over the duck
hole???????

[timber-hunter]

hey D1 man I have got it more than figured out. I tell people how do you think I get to go out and buy all the stuff I want. See what she doesn't know is that I know she thinks she is playing me(speaking of the wife here) So I let her think she has one over on me but I play it to my advantage, I play the battles that need played. HELLO!!

[D1]

nope she just lets you think that of course I have the perfect wife::: she lets me think I am in charge when we are in public

[gadwall2]

We are some tough dudes when the wives aren't around to hear us