White People

[tombstone]

please explain the brothas in the m&m jackets. I don't have a clue either.

nascar as well. somebody that works with one, please ask them.

I axed one a while back why they always barbequed in the FRONT YARD. I jsut had to know the answer.

[jdbuckshot]

As white people get older, they like to make clear boundaries between their professional and personal lives. They don’t mind talking about their personal life at work, but they hate talking about their work life when they are enjoying a weekend or vacation. But with blackberries and laptops, white people could be working anywhere, at any time. So how do you know when they are off the clock? It’s easy, check their clothes. When white people aren’t working, they generally like to wear Outdoor Performance Clothes. The top suppliers of these garments and accessories include North Face, REI, Mountain Equipment Co-Op, Columbia Sportswear, and Patagonia.

When you see white people wearing these, it is important that you do not discuss business matters. Instead you should say things like “where did you get that fleece?” and “what’s that thing holding your keys to your shorts?” White people will be more than happy to talk to you about their sustainably produced possessions.

The main reason why white people like these clothes is that it allows them to believe that at any moment they could find themselves with a Thule rack on top of their car headed to a national park. It could be 4:00 p.m. on a Saturday when they might get a call “hey man, you know what we need to do? Kayak then camping, right now. I’m on my way to get you, there is no time to change clothes.”

Though it is unlikely that they will receive this call, White people hate the idea of missing an opportunity to enjoy outdoor activities because they weren’t wearing the right clothes.
If you plan on spending part of your weekend with a white person, it is strongly recommended that you purchase a jacket or some sort of “high performance” t-shirt, which is like a regular shirt but just a lot more expensive.


Them Crackers So Crazy...

Finally somebody didnt, they created a Diffinition for a FRAT BOY!

[deltadukman]

As white people get older, they like to make clear boundaries between their professional and personal lives. They don’t mind talking about their personal life at work, but they hate talking about their work life when they are enjoying a weekend or vacation. But with blackberries and laptops, white people could be working anywhere, at any time. So how do you know when they are off the clock? It’s easy, check their clothes. When white people aren’t working, they generally like to wear Outdoor Performance Clothes. The top suppliers of these garments and accessories include North Face, REI, Mountain Equipment Co-Op, Columbia Sportswear, and Patagonia.

When you see white people wearing these, it is important that you do not discuss business matters. Instead you should say things like “where did you get that fleece?” and “what’s that thing holding your keys to your shorts?” White people will be more than happy to talk to you about their sustainably produced possessions.

The main reason why white people like these clothes is that it allows them to believe that at any moment they could find themselves with a Thule rack on top of their car headed to a national park. It could be 4:00 p.m. on a Saturday when they might get a call “hey man, you know what we need to do? Kayak then camping, right now. I’m on my way to get you, there is no time to change clothes.”

Though it is unlikely that they will receive this call, White people hate the idea of missing an opportunity to enjoy outdoor activities because they weren’t wearing the right clothes.
If you plan on spending part of your weekend with a white person, it is strongly recommended that you purchase a jacket or some sort of “high performance” t-shirt, which is like a regular shirt but just a lot more expensive.


Them Crackers So Crazy...

Finally somebody didnt, they created a Diffinition for a FRAT BOY!

And you told us about your inability to spell and compose sentences.

Probably supposed to read:

Finally somebody did it. They created a definition of a frat boy.

I guess people in fraternities do know something.

[Unkljohn]

please explain the brothas in the m&m jackets. I don't have a clue either.

nascar as well. somebody that works with one, please ask them.

I axed one a while back why they always barbequed in the FRONT YARD. I jsut had to know the answer.

Please tell the rest of us, that's a question that has been nagging at me for the longest time!

[jdbuckshot]

I kinda figured that comment would piss a frat boy off! !

[TODO]

The front porch of tha crib is a central gatherin spot for the brotha . . . might as well cook out there to. Kinda strange thou, cause then all the other brotha' s will show up wanting some grub.

[chevy01234]

I happen to be in a frat. Go back and read my first comment in this thread. Your generalization of fraternity members shows me A. you didn't get in one, probably out of fear of rejection but often blame it on the high price of joining and maintaining membership B. You had a frat boy steal your woman C. You got whipped by a frat boy or D. I am wrong on all levels (which has been true before, but more often than not I am right when dealing with Anti-frat people)

Don't paint us all with the same brush, especially if you don't know us. There are a lot of "frat-boys" on this website and every one of them I have met are good guys. Have a nice day!

[deltadukman]

Didn't really piss me off. I was not speaking in general terms but rather in literal terms, as in you literally don't know what you are talking about, or you literally do not know how to compose a well thought out idea.

[hencutter]

Subject: Gonna Get Me a Shotgun

Gonna Get Me a Shotgun
Performed by Garrett Morris on 24 Jan 1976 (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.

the doc

Ok ,I'm glad someone on here is old enough to remember this one besides me!

[greenheadgrimreaper]

On a spring day there is nothing I love more than a pair of chacos comfy sport shorts and a t-shirt. I am in no frat and have nothing against them, but plain and simple some of that stuff is durable and damn comfortable. I got just as many carharts as the next guy and the po'est pair of farm ranch boots you ever did see, but when the weather turns friendly I am dressing for the occasion. Besides, you can't be in a canoe when it flips over with jeans and boots on.

[duckkiller]

You damn sure do. You got the worn outest pair of boots a poor boy ever did see, maybees one day whens I gets rich and famous I will buys you a news pair of them there boots you like sir

[Warren]

still haven't explained the nascar jackets??? but don't know if anyone on this board could

[tombstone]

please explain the brothas in the m&m jackets. I don't have a clue either.

nascar as well. somebody that works with one, please ask them.

I axed one a while back why they always barbequed in the FRONT YARD. I jsut had to know the answer.

Please tell the rest of us, that's a question that has been nagging at me for the longest time!

He said when they barbeque, that want everyone that rides by to see what they have. They are in essence flaunting it to many. Ribs are very high on their list of desirables
That is for the brothas that are not in the "click"

They also want the brothers that are in their click to ride by stop and offer a trade. You know meat for a "40" or whatever. It is kinda of a sign that the party is on.

[Hole Hunter]

I am cheap.. Buy most of my clothes from Academy.. Slacks, Shirts and Jean for 14.99 and hold up better than levis or dockers.. Plus the store is just down the street from my office. So I save a lot in gas by not having to drive accross town..

That's a relief...
This whole time we thought you like to slick your hair back and dress like The Foz!

[eSJay]

I heard somewhere & do not know it it's true, but the democrats usthat wear NASCAR jackets are simply showing their gang colors. If you notice, there's an aweful lot of impalas & caprice classics with purple paint & 24' dubs sporting nascar tags.
I think it's gang related.