Wife of the Year

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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby deltadukman » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:06 pm

well if i was wanting to come home to my wife and beat the brakes off of it every night, she would probably be hiding in the closet too.
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby hotty toddy » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:07 pm

:D thanks, I needed that
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby Rice » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:15 pm

Is that an invitation??? :lol:
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby edub20 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:27 pm

this should get interesting...
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby SoftCall » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:32 pm

I thought that everyone did this when they are married.....what's so interesting about this book:?: It would be like reading how someone made coffee every AM...what am I missing :?:
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby udkm » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:33 pm

You can give a man the variety that he craves and submit to him EVERY night of the year and some are still just not satisfied. I hear of couples that are intimate once a month or less. I can't imagine that...but it seems to keep a man around a lot longer. I must be doing it all wrong!
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby udkm » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:41 pm

SoftCall wrote:I thought that everyone did this when they are married.....what's so interesting about this book:?: It would be like reading how someone made coffee every AM...what am I missing :?:


Huh? Coffee making and baby making are way different! I would be offended to read that if I was the one you were with. You would be making your own COFFEE and babies! No worries...from the sounds of it you wouldnt be alone in making your his own coffee and/or other.... :oops:
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby edub20 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:26 pm

edub20 wrote:this should get interesting...


I knew it would!
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby udkm » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:28 pm

Compliment of UDKM!!
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby jacksbuddy » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:19 am

udontknowme wrote: I must be doing it all wrong!

Careful dearheart, you may get someone to offer to help you practice. :P
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby Click » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:56 am

udontknowme wrote:You can give a man the variety that he craves and submit to him EVERY night of the year and some are still just not satisfied. I hear of couples that are intimate once a month or less. I can't imagine that...but it seems to keep a man around a lot longer. I must be doing it all wrong!


Submission and variety are two key ingredients to a successfull marriage.
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby udkm » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:02 am

Then I will make some lucky guy a great wife one day...in about 25 years! :wink:
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby slim jim » Fri Sep 05, 2008 9:10 am

udontknowme wrote:Then I will make some lucky guy a great wife one day...in about 25 years! :wink:
Dammit girl, i might not live that long :lol:
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby McClintock » Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:34 pm

I just saw this. Wow! I wonder how I can sell this to my baby. :wink:
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Re: Wife of the Year

Postby SoftCall » Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:14 pm

udontknowme wrote:
SoftCall wrote:I thought that everyone did this when they are married.....what's so interesting about this book:?: It would be like reading how someone made coffee every AM...what am I missing :?:


Huh? Coffee making and baby making are way different! I would be offended to read that if I was the one you were with. You would be making your own COFFEE and babies! No worries...from the sounds of it you wouldnt be alone in making your his own coffee and/or other.... :oops:


UDKM - that was supposed to be a joke...like hey, I am a lucky man 365 days a year...what's the big deal...everyday bliss when being married...a freakin' joke. I have been married for over 16 years so I am 100% positive that I have more experience at making one work than you do :wink: with all due respect
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