Sorry boys but this is funny

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Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby DUCKAHOLIC » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:06 pm

True transcript from Hinds County Chancery Court, Hon. Charles A. Brewer presiding.

The case involved a 73 year old black man being in the court to answer the complaint by a 19 year old black female seeking child support.

TRANSCRIPT:

Attorney: Your honor my client has raised this child by herself with no help from the defendant in the 5 years this child has been on this earth.

Judge: FIVE YEARS. How old are you young lady?

Girl; 19, sir.

Judge: Well, then are you telling me you were 14 when you had this child.

Girl: Yes, sir.


Judge: Willie (Defendant) do you know that you have committed a felony crime punishable by up to 25 years in prison? You have committed statutory rape.

Defendant: I ain't raped that girl Judge. She wanted to. Ask her, she wants to right now.

Judge: Willie it makes no difference, she was only 13 years old when you laid with this child. THAT IS STATUTORY RAPE. I am now gonna have to bind this over to the Grand Jury and inform the District Attorney.

Defendant: No your honor. When did you white folks come up with that law.

Judge: It has been a law for quite some time.

Defendant: Well Judge, ya'll needs to tell us niggas bout these new laws.
I been f**kin' under the old rules.
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Re: Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby Doc & Nash » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:13 pm

That's too funny......
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Re: Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby feather-chaser » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby duckkiller » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:17 pm

:lol:
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Re: Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby Hole Hunter » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:26 pm

He is the Hugh Hefner of Hinds County.
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Re: Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby msudawg8087 » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:32 pm

:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby richard b evers » Wed Nov 12, 2008 3:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby pstone » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:31 pm

:lol: DAM :lol:
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Re: Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby MOJO 85 » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:21 pm

:lol: WOW :lol:
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Re: Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby .tadpole » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:44 pm

Get off Hef he is my hero.
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Re: Sorry boys but this is funny

Postby Bonehead » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:48 pm

.tadpole wrote:Get off Hef he is my hero.



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