I hate myself!!!!!

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Re: I hate myself!!!!!

Postby tombstone » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:23 am

iron grip wrote:The Russian like to shoot fat nosed duck. And water chicken.

his wife used to get up in the morning and make a dozen hot biscuits with egg and sausage or ham, a thermos of coffee and a thermos of hot tea. He would break it all out and share bout mid morning, and I would give him the details about american women and getting up to cook breakfast for their man. I said it was hard to get my wife to fart my way at four in the morning let alone get up and fix all that stuff!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: great post
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Re: I hate myself!!!!!

Postby BradBynum » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:36 am

4dawgma wrote:straight to the barn with that stuff. in a couple of weeks she'll be out there and say "What's this?" and you reply:

1. "that old thing, i've had that forever"
2. "what, oh yeah bob left that in the truck last time we were hunting"
3. "i like those new shoes dear"
4. "would you like to go out for dinner tonight?"

or my personal favorite

5. "how bout a quickie in the barn?" :D


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Re: I hate myself!!!!!

Postby mudsucker » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:47 am

jkb87 wrote:fat nosied ducks and water chickens! i forgot about them....... that morning i was there about a thousand or so geese got up and flew over..... me and a buddy where laid down a few ponds down when he started unloading..... the whole time i was thinking there is no way.... no way..... and then splash splash..... :D :D

He calls them, "Da gooses". He's mad at da gooses for sure.
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Re: I hate myself!!!!!

Postby huntersmky » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:44 pm

don't know if ya'll have gotten the email or not, but this would be a good one. "Then the fight started"
czavakos wrote:Here's the killer. I come into the house with my new toy. The wife looks at me and rolls here eyes. :roll: . After an uncomfortable pause, I spout out, it was on sale. Can you believe the role reversal here. She hits me with " you have two whole bags of plastic ducks already" :? I say yeah but not a flying plastic duck. My son, who's as excited as me runs for cover. [b][u]She says, ok now I can go out and buy something totally useless, I say ,but honey you do that all the time anyway! .Then I run for cover.

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Re: I hate myself!!!!!

Postby evnpar1020 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:47 pm

Man, I'm still trying to figure out how to hide some of the new toys...my wife stays on me all the time. I started sending stuff to my office or a friends, no ups packages need to be at my door or I get the look! And if you are married, you know that look! I'll rack up in the off season on new toys haha.
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Re: I hate myself!!!!!

Postby Buckwabit » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:34 am

Funny Thread
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Re: I hate myself!!!!!

Postby huntersmky » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:50 am

well its bad when you start putting your friends name on the packages and sending them to your house. That's my latest gig. i tell her that they don't want their wife finding out so they send it to my house. she has no clue that's its mine.. haha, i just hope she never finds out.

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