Christmas Deer Violated...

[Dux Be Us]

So, the wife and I pull into the driveway after some shopping the other night. Somebody had unstaked my buck deer and mounted it to the doe deer...so, the does head is bobbing up and down...the bucks head is swinging back and forth...what a sight to say the least. The 12 year old boy was mortified. If it wasnt so dang funny, ida been pissed. I let it slide...dismounted the buck, re staked em where he belonged. Last night I hear a tire sqeale, looked out, and somebody had done done violated my decorations again. Im working on a 110v surprise for the next encounter with the deer rapist

[4dawgma]

sorry bout that

[deltadukman]

Its a game called reindeer humping...we used to do it all the time in college...get drunk, ride around, and make the reindeer hump...its awesome if you could find santas sled with a whole herd of reindeer..but you grow up and let the youger folks continue the tradition.

[MudHog]

I got a paintball gun if you need it. Set up in a tree over your deer decoys and wait for the human to come to the decoy, then lay it on them.

[dukmisr2005]

them cold paitballs hurt....

[Bonecollecter1111]

needs pics

[cwink]

So next year you gonna have lighted fawns in your yard or what??

[matador1]

They got me too.
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[2dogs]

Looks like sombody had too much Christmas spirit.

[Dutch Dog]

I'm sorry, I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

[drakechaser]

My dad has some hood rats do that to his deer every year and he keeps putting them out.

[Dux Be Us]

So next year you gonna have lighted fawns in your yard or what??

Thats what pissed me off...they where mounted in front of the fawn and everything...looked like a dang deer orgy in my front yard....Dutch...STAY OUTTA MY YARD

[Seymore]

Happens in my neighborhood every year. I'll take the kids to school in the morning and all the deer or in a porn scene. I'd just give up if I had the reindeer and not put them out anymore.

[LostBoy]

Happend to me Once and it was attempted a second time. I was waiting in the bushes beside my deer with a water hose on and dressed in my duck gear facemask and all. They didnt see me untill it was too late, wet them down pretty good and had enough hose to reach the road so I was able to spray a gallon or so in their car before they got away.

[Dog's Eye]

Happend to me Once and it was attempted a second time. I was waiting in the bushes beside my deer with a water hose on and dressed in my duck gear facemask and all. They didnt see me untill it was too late, wet them down pretty good and had enough hose to reach the road so I was able to spray a gallon or so in their car before they got away.

That's funny as h***