Women are nuts

[GulfCoast]

I am thinking marriage is out for Benny......

[tunica]

depends maybe he'll marry a duck hunter or a nice female lab, I heard those lab ladies only want to be petted and go for boat rides.

[dukbum]

i have done purty good with the one got not to much bitchen. good luk with her if ya find her there has gotta be sumbody out there for ya.....

[RedEyed Duck]

Well mine does not do too much fussing during duck season, or fishing the other 8 months or travel for work or my softball tournaments, so she can do what she wants with the inside of the house. All I ask is that I can but my feet on the coffee table when we don't have company. Just not that important to me........

[tunica]

Hell I divorced My texas wife and went to Canada and got ME one of those Cold weather girls and Man does she know how to keep Me warm during cold mornings in the blind. Now if she would just cook chitlin's

[mississippi_duc_htr]

Now now benny......I guarantee they say the same thing about all our stuff that ends up taken out of storage during duck and deer hunting time months and moved into the house. I.E shells, waders, coats, boot, caps, heavy duty socks, gloves,rattling horns, ect. ect. ect.ect. ect. only thing mine complain's about is when I leave my boots in the middle of the floor, cause she usually trips over them . I just do that too keep her on her toes. Dont want her too think she's refined me too much

[AvianQuest]

I am thinking marriage is out for Benny......

Not necessarily...

He can always get married in San Francisco.

[Seymore]

I came in from bow hunting when I first got married and left my clothes on the floor while I got a shower. My wife took my hunting clothes and washed them in that downey smelling chit and then dried them with bounce sheets. She then ironed and folded them.

I didn't say a damn word. Just bought some rubber maid tubs to store my clothes and put them in the shop where she can't get at 'em.

[AvianQuest]

My wife took my hunting clothes and washed them in that downey smelling chit and then dried them with bounce sheets.

That's so when you pass a good looking woman, she knows by the scent that you are married.

[crow]

Kinda reminds me of the country music song:

"She changed her mind when she couldn't change me"


I can see Benny in his overalls sitting on the front porch now!

[MSDuckmen]

Well Ole Ben I'll tell you this much.

When you find that woman that fits you like a glove you are willing to make those small sacrifices for her. Hell the way I see it all I really do is sleep there anyway. She is the one that spends the most time in the house so it should be more for her. My lake Camp house is made up for men and she has made attempts to refine it but realized it was a lost cause. The bottom-line is that I care more about her than the dang material items that get in the way.

[lower14]

[quote]Thats all well and good but they are STILL NUTS....[/quote]

Very true, Ben - that's why, if you have no desire to have kids, you should never get married. Aside from raising kids, I have yet to hear a single positive argument for marriage.

Love? Yeah, sure, why not, if you're a hopeless romantic or can't stand being alone. Good rule of thumb, though, if a couple uses the words "soul mate" within a year of meeting each other, give the over/under on that marriage 4 years. Of course, divorces between "soul mates" are about the nastiest I've ever seen.

Sex? Ask married guys how often they get action. You're better off emotionally and financially either buying a hooker or scamming redneck babes down at the Dock. Plus, you avoid a situation like this that happened to a buddy of mine - he's ready to go and the wife says, "OK, just get on, be quick and don't make any noise." You never get that from a twentysomething lawyer you picked up at Bravo!

Food? Tough one here. Maybe in the old days. Like a saying I once heard, "Cookin' lasts; kissin' don't." Most women now can't cook worth a damn. Too busy with careers to learn how to make biscuits and fried chicken like grandma used to.

Only real negative about being single is that you actually have to work for your p***y.

[lower14]

Oh, yeah, one more thing---if you stay single, you can just break up with a chick and you don't have to worry about her taking half your chit when she walks out the door. If she's psycho, you may have to worry about her starting a fire or breaking stuff, but that's small potatoes compared to the alternative.

[SkippyJ]

Thats all well and good but they are STILL NUTS........

You're better off emotionally and financially scamming redneck babes down at the Dock.

I like the way you think!!!

[mudsucker]

After ten years of my duck prints and decoys being around, the wife finnaly took em down 3 years ago to decorate her way. I say no big deal, but what do I do with all the DU prints now????