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Bankermane
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Best I could come up with, Ben a

Postby Bankermane » Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:52 pm

"@#$%#"
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Postby landscaper » Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:57 pm

This sounds like fun. I'll give it a shot; probably several times.

First stab: Pre-regretible tattoo

Guy, maybe drunk, stumbles into a tattoo parlor with sign reading "Free Tattoos" in the window.

Sitting by the door on a stool is a...... blind man.
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Postby Fetch » Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:24 pm

what was I thinking when I did that or this ???
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Postby wuchang » Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:23 pm

This side up--(tatoo on dierrere)

Fragile--use no hooks (tatooon dierrere)

guy in tatoo shop with his girl friend and the tatooist mispells Michelle as Michael--(dude has a tatoo that says I love Michael on his chest or arm or whatever)
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Postby sorefeet » Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:39 pm

I thought about a rosebud tatooed next to my brown eye but I don't think it would make it smell any better.
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Postby Bustin' Ducks » Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:50 pm

Heard about an old man in Starkville that died a few years ago...On his crank he had "Love Lifted Me" tattooed..
I may go to Heaven, or I may go to hell....But one thing is for certain..It'll be after Duck season!!
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tattoos

Postby duck_nutt » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:04 pm

My wife worked labor and delivery in ft worth texas in the early 90's. One day a lady came into the hospital in labor..The techs got her ready for the delivery but my wife noticed them whispering and snickering , peeking thru the curtain at teh delivery. Well, after the baby was born my wife was checking on her and she discovered why everyone was so interested in her.....after they shaved her, they discovered a tattoo..It was a gigantic octopus with tenticles sprawled out all over her twat with the word OCTOPUSSY tattooed over it.. wish she had gotten a pic
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Postby QUACKERS » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:17 pm

THE TAT ON MIKE TYSON'S FACE HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST WELL KNOWN REGRETABLE TATOOS IN THE LAST FEW YEARS
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Postby the doctor » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:15 pm

heard about a guy once that had $100 bill tatooed on his man root,

he claimed he liked to play with his money, he liked to watch his money grow, and no one, I mean no one could blow a hundred faster than his wife

sorry we were so late helping out

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