SNOT & CO. PICK ON HAMMER; HAMMER REPEATS HIMSELF, A LOT

[chevy01234]

Just curious as a non deer hunter, but what is the protocol for taking a dump on club property, in emergency, cold-sweat type situations and otherwise?

Good question..here at Hammerschwitz we pride ourselves on mastering our bodies therefore unauthorized chitting is strictly prohibited. We demand all of our members drink magnesium citrate 48 hours prior to hunting. Members are required to report back to fuhrer hammer with results of the bowel cleansings.

[remington1107]

Just curious as a non deer hunter, but what is the protocol for taking a dump on club property, in emergency, cold-sweat type situations and otherwise?

All dumps should be taken at home prior to hunting at BRHC. TLR reserves the right to take a dump whereever he chooses. In an emergency situation, please call me prior to taking a dump and I will give you the best place to take a dump based on bucks seen in an area, wind direction, and moon phase. All poop must be buried at least two feet below the ground and ass can only be wiped with leaves no more than twice. Picture must be taken of turd and returned to me with time and date stamp.

[quackheadbp]

[TODO]

Per rule 4, you can't start hunting with a bow until November 1st? WTF, how in the hell do you have members. There are some really dumb booty ignorant people in this world or desperate, one of the two.

to do - I think you missed the whole point and need to re-read the entire post again. Its not the buck rule that everyone is hung up on. In that club that was just bought out from under you , did ya'll have rules that said no hunting until Nov. 1st or no placement of tree stands outside of T. Logans concern, or how about sharing all of your trail cam pics with 8-10 other members in the camp?, in addition to not being able to check the cameras when you want to? It's a little ridiculous

You missed the point Delta. Point is that its Hammer's club and Hammer's rules. He is laying them out front and best i can tell isnt putting a gun to anybody's head to join, so if he explains them up front, and the member agrees, what can anybody say about it?

Now with that said, i think Hammer has the craziest bunch of rules i have ever heard and no way in hell would i hunt under them. But if somebody wants too, thats thier business. That make sense?

[Chuckle12]

Priority for naps based on card cutting and two hour nap times as needed

WTF?????

[duramax]

Honestly, the rules are a bit strict, but nothing that is beyond some realm of reason and people certainly aren't forced to join...EXCEPT the nap thing. That is just plain rediculous. Limit to 2 hour naps!?!? What qualifies as a nap? Does the time start from when I fall asleep, or when I occupy the space in which I will eventually fall asleep? If I am woken up during that period, does the time stop? If I break the 2 hour nap limit, does it go against my buck bag limit?

The other thing that seems to conflict was the doe thing. It says 1 of the 2 does in the bag limit (limit meaning maximum allowed) is manditory. Then later in the same paragraph it says "each member is required to shoot 2 does". I know Hammer says he has an MBA (which would make me assume he isn't stupid), and I'm 1 class away from having my MBA, but I'm not sure that makes logical sense. Maybe it will make sense after this semester when I graduate. Of course we all know what assuming does.

[RDB]

HOLY SH#T !!! I can't figure out when or where the h#ll the members can hunt.

I wanna hunt section BR549 next to 733/3 but only if 1/4 is east of the 7/2 on the eight day of the week !!!

Dayum..... I'm pretty sure that place is poached alot cuz the members aren't even allowed to hunt. I admit it would be fun just to join to give old Hammer fits.... I'm pretty sure I could make a mockery outta his rules.

I do know this... I wouldn't want to hunt with any current member of the club anywhere. Anybody that would join knowing those rules are too freaking crazy to want to be around.. JMO

[Tedl10]

"21- REVISIONS. I reserve the right to revise these rules as needed to keep things fair for all members and to insure a safe hunting environment."

Yea, I bet you do reserve those rights...

[LawDawg]

here's the thing. if these rules are given to every member before you join, it's your own fault. you can't say he didn't give you full disclosure (except the early morning runs question, which needs to be addressed.)

[camlock]

there is a VERY well known camp in south west MS with a written rule that fines anyone caught napping in the camps living room or den area, I think it might actually read on the couches or something...naps are ONLY to be taken in bedrooms/bunkrooms...fined for falling asleep on a couch in the camp...serious, I have read it with my own eyes...

so, crazy rules exsist other places too...heck my camp has a written rule that you can't pick up pecans, I swear...not that anyone desires to do so, but it is written in there last time I read them...the pecan rule is really crazy consider a crew of 100 mexicans working 12 hour days couldn't harvest all the pecans on half our place before they got rotten, it's a MS river swamp bottomland, pecan tree every 5 feet!

[TODO]

there is a VERY well known camp in south west MS with a written rule that fines anyone caught napping in the camps living room or den area, I think it might actually read on the couches or something...naps are ONLY to be taken in bedrooms/bunkrooms...fined for falling asleep on a couch in the camp...serious, I have read it with my own eyes...

so, crazy rules exsist other places too...heck my camp has a written rule that you can't pick up pecans, I swear

Huntington Point (RIP) had a rule that you couldnt access the club by way of a public road that ran beside some old timer's house. He was a board member and didnt like the extra traffic. I know of some old school clubs that dont allow women on club property other than thanksgiving day( makes sense to me).

[quackheadbp]

Clubs like that are bull$hit.

[bullydog]

I cant believe I have spent so much time reading these crap responses from T Logan Russel! Half of the crap that he is defending, was not even brought up????I cant even figure out what the "@#$%#" he is talking about! What a bunch of garbage! He keeps talking about some trail cam photos? T logan got pissed at me b/c I proved that the 172" deer killed was the buck he had pictures of from the past and he was still telling potential members that the deer was still alive. Big deal! I was just stating an obvious fact unless he had twin 172" bucks running around! What an idiot! If your gonna type out a novel on each of your post, atleast let them have a point! You say that I follow you around so that I can attack you on forums? If you remember, You attacked me and I was not even a member on here! Im glad you did b/c I actually like this forum! Thanks Mr. T Logan Russell

[remington1107]

I would just like one straight yes or no answer. No "ifs" "ands" or "buts" from Mr. Christian, super sportsman, law abiding Russell. Do you now, or have you ever in the past told your members to ignore primative weapon laws and hunt with their rifles? Yes, or No

[trey]

Hammer,

Dont try advertising in the market bulletin either, I talked with the publisher a couple days ago and he said he is aware of your tactics and if you send him an advertisement he may make some changes to it... This is what he sent me!



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