SNOT & CO. PICK ON HAMMER; HAMMER REPEATS HIMSELF, A LOT

[ducman77]

I bet we will run them off real quick...

[tombstone]

Still love this place

As long as this post doesn't bring all the old douchebags from the MDWFP website over here and signing up and turn it into a powderroom. Im pretty sure though, that those guys would get their feeling hurt here.

Disclaimer: I am not saying that everyone who was on the mdwfp forum was a douchebag....but the tendencies ran rampant over there...if the shoe fits, wear it.

Like Tonyjr?? ha ha. I think goldacorn was on here reading this the other day. Not that he's a douchebag. remember his tagline "I love some white tail". I think my favorite was twinriver....hilarious!

twin river turned into skiptooth saw gas. Who is Gold acorn now?

[remington1107]

I'm not sure if he's on here tombstone.


Hammer....You are mistaken for calling me out on the trail cam picture thing. I don't recall ever saying anything about those pictures except it looked like the same buck. I never accused you of using those pictures to get members. You are flat out lying about the primative weapon deal though. You told me on more than one occasion that ya'll don't use primative weapons because it ties your hands at the best part of the season. I can't believe you are denying that.

[Dutch Dog]

I have NO control over allowing new members to come aboard. They set up all kinds of layers a few years ago when the site got hacked. As long as this doesn't turn into the circus that was the MWDFP site it's all good with me if you get a few supporters in your corner.

[Bill Collector]

Snookie.......is that you?????

[The Land Man]

It's more douche bags on here than any other site!

[edub20]

More mature posers are coming and saying...

Just saying...

[4dawgma]

I’ll tell you about my experience at the Battle of Raymond Hunting Club....dootly do, dootly do, dootly do.....(everybody here now? good)

It was a cool, crisp November morning and I was fortunate enough to draw stand A23/34.87. Bubba had been hunting it pretty hard but to no avail. I figured there must be a legal buck over there since Bubba has a trailcam nearby, but due to camp regulations (privacy cause 7.2), was unable to reveal them to me.

I arrived as early as possible but due to the swollen creek, I forced to march down the big field to the giant oak were I turned north and continued 4.7 miles until I reached trail A4.3. From there it was a short 2.7 miles through pines to reach the tunnel which led to the stand. After a few hundred yards in the tunnel, I was there. In accordance with Hammer’s new book, My $#!+ Don’t Stink. A Guide to Understanding Scent Management, I placed my Primos deer turds every 126 yards and reapplied doe urine to my drag every 103 feet. And, to assure my presence went undetected, I even reapplied my scent-away spray every 20 minutes.

Upon reaching the stand, I began removing all my clothes (except my lucky drawers (what TL don’t know, ain’t gonna hurt him)) and placed them into individual Ziploc bags and then into the larger storage container and then sealed it with duct tape (As per rules 56-2 thru 61-6). I just have a good feeling about today.

So I reach over turn on my buddy heater (yes, I paid the $50 permit fee) to warm my veinnies (yes, I paid the $25 food in stand tax) and out steps the biggest buck I’ve ever seen! Might even be a new club record! So I text TL with GPS coordinates, 12 full color photographs, a stool sample, a semen sample, and certificate from a wildlife biologist stating that this deer IS IN FACT 3.976 years old. After the paperwork is signed and notarized by TL, I get ready to nab this deer (assuming I sign the Discharge of a Firearm form when I get back to camp)(after my nap).

My forgotten rifle leaning in the corner (thoroughly cleaned and sight according Hammer’s Handbook for Cleaning and Sighting Your Rifle 3rd Edition, Volumes 1-4) was slightly outta my reach and when I leaned to retrieve it, the greazy camp breakfast we had decides to send out a scouting party. Whoa padna! I send a text to TL and let him know it was just an accident and fortunately the deer hasn't "winded" me yet. And he's a nice guy so he lets me off with a $5 fine and 2 hours camp work (assuming I don't do it again for at least 3 years).

Now with rifle propped and ready (as per HHfCaSYR 3rd Ed. Vol. 2 pgs 34-67) I get this beast in my crosshairs. That’s when it happened (thanks gator). Near as I can figure the scouting party sent for reinforcements. It felt like the whole damn 7th Calvary came riddin’ through my bowels only to be held up at the pass. As the sweat started to bead on my forehead, my priorities started to shift somewhat. The $#!+ shakes had me good as my grip tighten on my rifle. I was trying desperately not ruin my lucky drawers.

So I text TL back to let him know my current situation (for the record) and he texts back saying it is against club policy to $#!+ from a stand without filling out form 56.78.2 AND having two approved forms of ID AND using a maximum of only 6.5 sheets of unscented TP(MIL SPEC 456-78.87). No pun intended but if I didn’t do something fast, I was going to be up $#!+ creek.

TL texts me back to say my credit card cleared and I was good to go, except I didn’t have the right TP. After a few hurried texts (and another charge on my card) it was decided I could wipe with some leaves as long as followed the guidelines in Sh!tten in the Woods. Hammer’s Guide to Ecological Friendly Methods to Reducing Your Carbon Footprint. 2nd Edition (I even got in autographed).

Well, by now my time had run out and before I could make to the door the 7th Calvary won a decisive battle against the Lucky Drawers in what history may remember as one of the most brutal assaults of all time. After that day I was now longer welcome at the Battle of Raymond Hunting Club. I wonder if they ever got that buck?

[KWAKHED]

Funny, I was just talking to a buddy about this thread and he knew right off it had to be Logan Russell starting crap again. He know who you are and is friends with the guy who killed the 170" deer, as well as the guy you fined last year for killin what you call a young buck.(Heavy 10pt.) Both are not members now due to you just wanting to start crap with everybody. Sure seems funny that people from all over that know you sing the same tune. And no, my buddy is not from Clinton.

[Kylesandidge]

I don't fight MAC. Just blowing a little steam. Sorry. That has to be the funniest story ever.

[remington1107]

4dawgma.....I hope you got prior approval for that nap buddy, or your booty is toast!

[southernmallard]

Please expedite the registrations!

Hell hammer, it ain't INS. You're buddies will get their greencards when the admin deems it time

[4dawgma]

[donia]

4dawgma.....I hope you got prior approval for that nap buddy, or your booty is toast!

according to jimbob, who is bubba's brother's cousin's sister's babydaddy, who had to go help him out of the stand after the attack, he got hit with the supersecret toot tariff (which set him back a lil plus the loss of naptime) and thankfully the shart embargo was temporarily lifted since he was so compliant with all of the events leading up to the attack....and his willingness to divulge the happenings AS they were unfolding instead of sneaking out the back trail with the mess still steaming....

[ECHO1]

HAMMER, good lord, are you a freakin idiot, i dont know if your doing this for ratings for your show or what, but talkin smack to a lot of people tend to get that ass beat down when you least expect it! I'm just saying, You might have been a bad ass back in the day but hears a fact this aint back in the day! talk is cheap, you wanna throw down? i got just the place for it to happen. i know most of the parties involved, why you gotta bring a man that is in the prison into this. And be real careful how you answer that. You done gone and stepped on my toes by bringing him in this. Man grow up, get off the forum with all your club nazi agenda, noone wants to be in your camp! so just go away.