How to prove Redneck Status

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How to prove Redneck Status

Postby Bubba12 » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:07 pm

Question: How can you prove your redneck status? I realized I could prove mine when I realized that my dog was worth more than my truck. How about YOU?
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Re: How to prove Redneck Status

Postby Faithful Retrievers » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:13 pm

One of my favorites is a 1000 dollar truck with a 6000 dollar atv in the back.
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Re: How to prove Redneck Status

Postby Bonecollecter1111 » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:34 pm

had a gun rack on bike before i had drivers liscence or atv, hunting private land
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Re: How to prove Redneck Status

Postby Buckwabit » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:35 pm

I learned how to drive in the hayfield on a John deere Johnny Poper Tractor that was BRAND NEW!!!!
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Re: How to prove Redneck Status

Postby Bonecollecter1111 » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:39 pm

that just makes you old and country :D
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Re: How to prove Redneck Status

Postby skywalker » Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:08 pm

I guess I'm a redneck cause I dated your sister...... :oops: .....sorry, I meant.....well never mind....... :lol:
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Re: How to prove Redneck Status

Postby jacksbuddy » Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:54 pm

Nobody owes you anything.
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Re: How to prove Redneck Status

Postby MrGoodtime » Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:36 pm

When we go on vacation, our tackle boxes are bigger than our suitcase.

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