If I hear one more bad cliche...

[landscaper]

This is as screwed up as a soup sandwich

But it really is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

[4dawgma]

no, this is more fugged up than a nagger's checkbook

[Redhead]

Look here now, just cause he's a few Bricks short of a full load,
that don't necessarily mean he's dumber than a box of rocks.

now I'm more nervous than a long tailed cat in a rock-a-thon...

[munyoz70]

Dang you beat me to the lo g tailed cat one...

These quotes are like a raw pekker just can't beat it!

[mudsucker]

If it ain't one thing, it's your mother!

[landscaper]

Some folks just don't know whether they're washing or hanging out. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

[MudHog]

all up in the kool-aid and don't know the flavor

[JDgator]

Don't put the chicken before the egg, and don't count your chickens before they hatch.

[DUCKAHOLIC]

As lucky as a two dick dawg

[larry earl]

It's as dry as a popcorn fart.

[DUCKAHOLIC]

Rainin harder than a cow pissin on a flat rock

[cwink]

Yall don't know Sha-Hit from Shinola..

Pardon my French..

[Blackduck]

Crazy as a hit dog and stranger than a three legged cat. It's harder than Chinese arthimatic and funnier than a possum pokin' a pig. Ole boy is dumb as a box of wet hair and ugly as an ole man's ball sac.

I'd hit it!

[JaMak84]

This place is about as dangerous as trying to sandpaper a bobcats booty in a phonebooth.

[jacksbuddy]

Now some of y'all are tryin' to sew up a gnat's booty with a grape vine with this thread. So quit trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.