
Armodillo Problem
- Po Monkey Lounger
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Doc, how about an MSDucks Armadillo shoot at your place. We could all start out for dinner at Crawdad's, followed by a trip to the Po Monkey Lounge ---- getting ready for the hunt with a few cold quarts and some kickin blues and R&B. Then, later in the evening, when the time is right, start the hunt. It could be an early start to the hunting season, with an element of adventure and danger. 

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
We wuz playing armadillo field hockey one night many year ago, in a newly cut hay field. That's when you rode a 3 wheeler, had a head light, and about a 5 foot seasoned hickory stick. We'd spot the diller out in the middle of the field and haul booty out to him, when he'd flee, we'd run up next to him like a polo rider, rear back with our stick and whop!!! I'd hit them so hard, that it damn near break my wrist. Seasoned hickory don't give and it would hurt like hell.
Them was the days. Me and Rip will come up there and get them under control....
Deadeye
Them was the days. Me and Rip will come up there and get them under control....
Deadeye
I ain't a veternarian, but I know a horses booty when I see one!
- Delta Duck
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Get you a camp dog! 

"Ducks on the Brain"
It's always better with a good dog and good friends, Ducks and no Terrorist!
http://www.DeltaDucks.com
It's always better with a good dog and good friends, Ducks and no Terrorist!
http://www.DeltaDucks.com
Hey man i know you have had the best advice in the world ,,,But the problems is you have somethin under your camp that they like...Grubs and beetles... Go to lowes and get you some grub killer,It's got a big picture of a grub worm on the bag...Take the granuels and spread them where ever you don't want them ....Problem solved ...They are just hungry man. J/C. But that should solve your problem... 

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"Most Chesapeakes, unless in agreement that it is his idea, will continually question the validity of what he is being asked to do" - Butch Goodwin
"Most Chesapeakes, unless in agreement that it is his idea, will continually question the validity of what he is being asked to do" - Butch Goodwin
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Hey......do they 'band' armadillos?
Here's one, apparently gettin' ready for a polo match.....

Here's one, apparently gettin' ready for a polo match.....

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- MemphisStockBroker
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RIP EM wrote:MSB,... I have heard this many times.
Do they really destroy turkey nests ? If so,....Why ?
Not that I need another reason to dislike em,.... But what da heck !![]()
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Rip Em !
Rip... they eat the eggs...
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath and remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes... and just smile at that dumbass and walk away.
- Unlucky Ducky
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Here what my father in law did to rid dillo on his land.
Get some flares, (railroad / police road flares the kind that burn for 20-30 minutes), find a dillo hole, strike the flare drop it in the hole and cover it up. Keep an eye out for dillo comng out of the ground from an alternate hole, shoot 'em if ya can. If you see smoke rising from the ground in another spot fill that hole, the smoke will suficate 'em. Dillo's gone.
Get some flares, (railroad / police road flares the kind that burn for 20-30 minutes), find a dillo hole, strike the flare drop it in the hole and cover it up. Keep an eye out for dillo comng out of the ground from an alternate hole, shoot 'em if ya can. If you see smoke rising from the ground in another spot fill that hole, the smoke will suficate 'em. Dillo's gone.
Don't be stupid, you idiot.
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