Good Quotes

[DEERHUNT]

Lets try this again

A few of my favorites.

"We must not look to government to solve our problems. Government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
John F. Kennedy

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."
Oscar Wilde


"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
Bertrand Russell

[hillhunter]

"How's a rainbow made? Why's the sun come up? How's a posi-trac rear end on a plymouth work?...... It just does!"

Mr. Nunnemaker (Joe Dirt)

[deltadukman]

"But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm..."

Kenny Powers

Thats about the cleanest one I could remember

[Blackduck]

"I'd rather be dead and cool than alive and uncool"

Harley Davidson from HarleyDavidson and the Marlboro Man

[olemissduckhunter]

"But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm..."

Kenny Powers

Thats about the cleanest one I could remember

Me and Matt Cassel just focked you up dog.....

KP

[champcaller]

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Colonel Sanders

[Greenhead22]

"What I'm trippin' on, is how you gonna sell bud, and you smokin' it?"

Craig to Smokey on Friday.

[farmerc83]

"Craig, you the only ninja I know to get fired on your day off"-----Smokey

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: [to Boon] Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

[dukluk]

"Git busy living, or git busy dying".....somebody on Shawshank Redemption.

[CBRADGO]

America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed...
-Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936

[JMitch]

"Craig, you the only ninja I know to get fired on your day off"-----Smokey

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: [to Boon] Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Youve got to be one stupid m fer to get fired on your day off. What the hell you doing stealing boxes anyway, what you gonna do build a clubhouse. Smokey

[Chuckle12]

"Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy!"
-Tony Montana

[novacaine]

From Florida State Football Coach Bill Peterson

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
"Men,I want you just thinking of one word all season, One word and one word only:Super Bowl."

"He's a guy who gets up a six oclock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

Yogi Berra-"Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."

[CBRADGO]

"C'mon baby, let me just put the tip in..."

[Seymore]

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more." Shakespeare, Cry God for Harry, England, and St. George; Henry the V, Act III translation: Let us try again one more time

"Better to remain quiet and appear a fool than speak and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain

"We're not retreating. Hell, we're just attacking in another direction." General Oliver Smith, USMC

"We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem" Chesty Puller USMC


"Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge-hammer." Maj. Holdredge