Muscle Memory

[ACEINTHEHOLE]

is an incredible thing. Those of you guys that train with guns alot know a little something about this, but those of you who have ever sat down on toilet and both seats were up REALLY know what I am talking about. That seat may not be but an inch thick, but your brains knows quick that you have gone to far.

[bottomland84]

[levi127]

I have read this 3 different times and just realized what your saying

I woke up to pee one night and the wife woke up early in the morning and didnt think twice about it and set down and in she went! She screamed and woke me up. I figured she saw someone or something but she was cussing me becuase I left the seat up. I dont know who got scared the most out of it. All I said was atleast I flushed. Now she dares me to do it again and see what happens.

[bmaskew04]

this may very well be the best thread on this board, literally made me laugh out loud

[duramax]

Now she dares me to do it again and see what happens.

[jacksbuddy]

All I said was atleast I flushed. Now she dares me to do it again and see what happens.

Now THAT'S funny. I don't care who ya are.

[donia]

All I said was atleast I flushed. Now she dares me to do it again and see what happens.

Now THAT'S funny. I don't care who ya are.

now you've piqued my curiosity....do it again and tell me what happened!!

[levi127]

Well I made it as good as I could on here. She did have other words she said but I cant repeat on here.
I laugh about it all the time. Just her face and going off. Im scared if it happens again she will dump the trash can in there on me or something when im asleep.

But im up a notch on her right now. Thats payback for all the times she dumps the dang bucket of cold water on me in the shower, jumps around the corner when im brushing my teeth or jumps out from behind the couch when im eating cookie and milk. Now that really makes me made there.

So whos going to be the next member to join me and do it?? Lets see the reaction you all get. You got to keep it fun and on your toes from time to time!

[donia]

So whos going to be the next member to join me and do it?? Lets see the reaction you all get. You got to keep it fun and on your toes from time to time!

won't be me...that's why i want you to do it and tell me what DOES happen after the warning...my wife is german/apache - bad mix to tempt fate with! ..as it stands, I have a full head of hair...

[Dutch Dog]

Those buckets of cold water go both ways. I got lucky and actually noticed my ex slipping up to dump a cup of cold water on me (got smart after about 3 or 4 times) and could see her reaching up to dump it over and pulled an NBA quality rejection on her and she ended up wearing the cold water. Last time that happened to me!!! Not sure exactly who came up with that cold water thing, but it ain't funny.
On a side note, here's a funny one I heard of recently regarding toilet seats. Take 2 of those little twisted up snap/pop things...the things you throw down and they pop, or you can smash em in your fingers and they'll pop (fireworks places sell em)...anyway strategically place one of them under each of the little tits that stick off the bottom of the toilet seat that function to keep the seat separated slightly from the bowl itself. Next person that sits down will $hit themselves (literally).

[levi127]

Those buckets of cold water go both ways. I got lucky and actually noticed my ex slipping up to dump a cup of cold water on me (got smart after about 3 or 4 times) and could see her reaching up to dump it over and pulled an NBA quality rejection on her and she ended up wearing the cold water. Last time that happened to me!!! Not sure exactly who came up with that cold water thing, but it ain't funny.
On a side note, here's a funny one I heard of recently regarding toilet seats. Take 2 of those little twisted up snap/pop things...the things you throw down and they pop, or you can smash em in your fingers and they'll pop (fireworks places sell em)...anyway strategically place one of them under each of the little tits that stick off the bottom of the toilet seat that function to keep the seat separated slightly from the bowl itself. Next person that sits down will $hit themselves (literally).

I know what your talking about on those little things. I think walmart even sells them lol
Now that would scare someone bad. Id really be in trouble but its a thought im going to look into and see what happens!

[edub20]

try this...

[Bubba12]

Hey, cover the seat with Saran wrap, Just don't forget it if she doesn't use it first.

[landscaper]

I have read this 3 different times and just realized what your saying

I woke up to pee one night and the wife woke up early in the morning and didnt think twice about it and set down and in she went! She screamed and woke me up. I figured she saw someone or something but she was cussing me becuase I left the seat up. I dont know who got scared the most out of it. All I said was atleast I flushed. Now she dares me to do it again and see what happens.

Marriage should be a 50/50 arrangement. We put the seat up, they put it down. I mean seriously, why should we have to do all the work putting it both up and down when all they have to do lift the lid!?

[Rowdy53103]

try this...

Sahweeet! I have an idea for Friday now. I got to office this morning to find my optical mouse taped over.....and then that one wasn't even plugged up. The real one was dangling behind the cube wall. Time for payback....

Of course that might have been payback for the wireless mouse (that i know nothing about) that was getting plugged into folks computers and driving them crazy. You ever close Kenny's IT ticket about the ghost in his machine?