Fail Thread

[bucks n beaks]

It's called Karma. Slash a tire and you get...

Blew him right out of his shirt. Serves him right.

[Drakeshead]

Did his right arm get broken open? Look how it twist/snaps when he lands and what appears to be blood squirting from it. He picks up his shirt and places it onto his elbow/upper arm, which appears to be where the arm snapped.

[landscaper]

Did his right arm get broken open? Look how it twist/snaps when he lands and what appears to be blood squirting from it. He picks up his shirt and places it onto his elbow/upper arm, which appears to be where the arm snapped.

Good eye! Looks like it blew his knife or whatever right back into his arm.

[duramax]

Did his right arm get broken open? Look how it twist/snaps when he lands and what appears to be blood squirting from it. He picks up his shirt and places it onto his elbow/upper arm, which appears to be where the arm snapped.

Haha. Didn't even notice that. That's even better. Bet he won't be slashing anymore tires.

[fireplug]

Had a little tire on a two wheeler / dolly blow up on me one time. Thought it had broken my finger. Scared the BeJesus out of me.

He's lucky that didn't kill him. That was a big tire.

[kris Schaumburg]

amazing, blew his shirt off,

[duramax]

amazing, blew his shirt off,

I remember seeing someone mount a semi truck tire and when filling it, it blew up. Thank goodness it was a professional set up and it was enclosed in a rack, but it sounded like a bomb went off. It blew a 4ft hole in the wall from the tire exploding. Just watch the Mythbusters episode where the test what happens if you are next to a semi when a tire blows. It messes up a car, and the motorcycle dummy would have been graveyard dead.

[free78]

Looks like the knife or whatever, hit the stairs and he fell on it.

[Buckwabit]

amazing, blew his shirt off,

I remember seeing someone mount a semi truck tire and when filling it, it blew up. Thank goodness it was a professional set up and it was enclosed in a rack, but it sounded like a bomb went off. It blew a 4ft hole in the wall from the tire exploding. Just watch the Mythbusters episode where the test what happens if you are next to a semi when a tire blows. It messes up a car, and the motorcycle dummy would have been graveyard dead.

The old Lowboy tires had a Snap ring..Or two peice Rim. They would kill you..

[SHANE704]

Yeah, there's a reason they dont make those 2 piece rims anymore

[mfalkner]

Had a buddy dang near killed trying to fix a tire on a 2 piece rim when he was in high school. Airlifted, the whole bit. He's still wired together.

[edub20]

[duramax]

I'd get a vasectomy before taking something like that (which I probably will get in a few months after my twins are born). That stuff could turn you into a woman over time.

[Drakeshead]

From a military phonic perspective:

We call a MK19 grenade laucher a Mark 19, so would the JQ1 be called a Jack 1? If that is the case, I could have saved a lot of tax payers dollars paying scientist money to figure out that Jack'ing 1 would be a good birth control and doesn't hinder sex drive!

[edub20]

My main concern was the "much worse swimmers" remark at the bottom. What happens if one of the non swimmers make it to the egg?