A PURTY REDNECK POEM

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A PURTY REDNECK POEM

Postby BLUE ROOM BOY » Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:41 am

This is a old one but its good :lol:

There was a poem contest between the Yale graduate and a Redneck.They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels,two by two
Destination-Tmbuktu.

The crowd went cazy!No way could the redneck top that,they thought.

Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:


Me and Tim a huntin went
Met three whore in a pop up tent
They was three,and we was two
So I bucked one,and Timbuktu :shock:



:D :D :D :D :lol:
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Postby Ducks be us » Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:45 am

:lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol: I love my pop up tent! :lol:
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Postby your-pal-al » Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:02 am

Ducksbeus wrote::lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol: I love my pop up tent! :lol:


if you don't think that's funny you might as well get up and get on outta here right now.

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Postby Money » Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:17 pm

Dammit boy ! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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motor

Postby lab-dog 4 » Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:00 pm

money, wanna sell that motor at your camp
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Postby Homer » Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:04 pm

before this big event dem two was a talkin...

The redneck axed that city boy where he went to college?

The city boy replied....Yale....

The redneck replied..........


WHEHREED YOU GO TA COLLEGE!!!!!!
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Postby Homer » Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:05 pm

If it comes up missing we'll nose wure ta be lookn.....
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Postby lab-dog 4 » Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:12 pm

i think homer was the city boy
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Postby Homer » Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:14 pm

would that make you the Redneck... :shock: :lol:
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Postby Money » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:29 pm

Hey lab-dog 4,
That ol' Merc has been axed to join the Outboard Hall of Fame. It is definately a legend in and around Money, Schlater and Booger Den. But hey, everything is for sale ! Make me an offer. 8)
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Postby RebelYelp » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:43 pm

:lol: :lol:
Sun rise in the east.... and it sets up in the West, yes the sun rise in east baby, and it sets up in the west..... It's hard to tell, hard to tell, hard to tell, which one, which one I love best.....
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Postby BLUE ROOM BOY » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:31 am

:roll: thats my motor boy :lol:
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Postby lab-dog 4 » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:03 pm

money, what model is that motor and what size is it
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Postby Money » Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:00 pm

1996 Mercury, 15 HP
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Postby Po Monkey Lounger » Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:22 pm

and its a damn good un
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