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Old woman.
-Man.
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
-I'm 37.
What?
-I'm 37. I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man".
-Well you could say "Dennis".
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
-Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
-What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
Well I am king.
-Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
I am your king.
-Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings.
-Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

[interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
-Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

[They scuffle]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Bloody peasant!

Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

"You a bounty hunter" "Yeah" "Dying ain't much of a livin boy"

"I wouldn't be anymore surprised if I woke up in the morning with my head sewn to the carpet"

i wanna "@#$%#" and i wanna "@#$%#" now.. its my big kock that everyone wants to see!

hottytoddy wrote:"I wouldn't be anymore surprised if I woke up in the morning with my head sewn to the carpet"

Christmas vacation

timberjack wrote:"He's shooting the cans! Stay away from the cans! He hates those cans!"

The jerk

"That's what I love about high school girls... I keep getting older and they stay the same age."

"Party at the moon tower!"

bigwater wrote:i wanna "@#$%#" and i wanna "@#$%#" now.. its my big kock that everyone wants to see!

That sounds like Cruel Intentions...

nope that would be dirk diggler screamin at burt renylods in boggie nights..

hottytoddy wrote:"You a bounty hunter" "Yeah" "Dying ain't much of a livin boy"

Outlasw Josey Whales

"Leave the gun, take the canoli"....

One of the best movies ever made.

grnheadhuntr wrote:"That's what I love about high school girls... I keep getting older and they stay the same age."

Dazed and Confused

CBRADGO wrote:This one's easy but it's one of my favorites of all time:

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' cheeseburgers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your !@#...

Pulp Fiction

"There ain't nothin' stock about a stock car."

This one is easy......................