Muscle Memory

[DoublePslayer]

Everybody that catches grief over the toilet seat, this is for you. I got this figured out. If she is giving you a bunch of s&1t about the status of the seat, just do like me, and walk out on the front porch, or the back porch in your birthday suit every morning to take care of business. Just a couple days of that, and she won't care if you even come close to hitting your mark

[jwking]

wait.................you mean your not supposed to pee off the deck ? I guess next you going to tell me its uncivilized to remark the tree after the dog ! it is MY tree after all

[regishay]

Marriage should be a 50/50 arrangement. We put the seat up, they put it down. I mean seriously, why should we have to do all the work putting it both up and down when all they have to do lift the lid!?

I got tired of hearing put the seat down after a few years of marriage, so i just close the lid also. She finally got the message and all was good till we had boys. Now she just deals with it since we out number her 3 to 1 and I can blame the kids now for doing it.

[jacksbuddy]

i just close the lid also.

With a large dog on the premesis, that has been a matter of policy at my house for quite some time.