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I was recently at a supper with a Doctor friend of the family. He said he would rather his kids smoke pot than drink....

Damn Benny.... Now I know why all your posts are so freaking crazy...you must be higher than a kite when you do post.

You know why Customs stopped you... .... Because it's illegal to possess it ...Damn what side of your brain where you thinking with?.... ..

I got a friend who wants me to rob a bank for him....ya think I oughta do it?

Chalk up another reason toward Benny's insanity.

Yeah, we're dumba$$es alright....



We're not the ones who said that earlier about short term memory returning after 4 weeks, I'm not 100% positive, but after 4 weeks, it ain't short term memory any more, which further proves my point.

We're not the ones who tried to smuggle pot past customs! Can't get much more dumba$$ than that. In your words, that's Fu**ing ignorant!

THC also kills braincells. Some people may be too stupid beforehand to ever realize they've lost any though.....

I think you fit into this category....

Next time you go out of the country and want some cuban cigars do this. And this was told to me by a U.S. Customs officer who is a friend of mine.


There is no "weed" or any illegal drug in the cuban cigars so the dog cannnot tell the difference between a cuban cigar and a Dominican Cigar.


Buy you a box of cuban cigars and take the label off and put them in a ziplock bag or something in your suitecase. When you go to customs tell them they are dominican cigars. They cannot say anything b/c there is not a cuban label on them.

If you bought them to smoke yourself who cares if they have a label but if you want a label on them then mail them to yourself with the box before you leave and put them back on the cigars when they arrive.

This is no B.S. either it works. Remember these cigars are only tobacco and contain no illegal drug. Only reason we are not suppose to bring them back is because of the trade embargo with Cuba.

I know. I argue with people all the time about that. They say, "those things have weed in there don't they?" I'm like, "no, it's just the trade embargo."

I wondered about taking the labels off of there, but I didn't know how strict they were about the whole matter. I even thought about buying dominicans and cubans and swapping the labels and boxes and just chunking the dominicans (cheap ones of course!) Or, I could sell them on board the boat as Cubans....that'd be dirty though!

I think he was probably telling you that stuff, not so you could get "tips", but rather to just show you how damned stupid you were to do that in the first place. I think he was probably telling you this stuff because anyone with common sense would've gone about it a bit differently. I don't think he was laughing with you, I think he was laughing AT you.

this is much more fun and entertaining to read than a stupid ole snake pic bashing!

Well, then, in that case, anyone with common sense is a peepee!

I'm just messing with you, Ben, but you've gotta admit what you did was stupid.

LEGALIZE IT!!!

Then tax the hell out of it.

Remember its not illegal to smoke pot...it's illegal to posses it. Think about it.

All you folks talking about it being "illegal" so therefore its wrong?!??! HA!!! I guess none of you speed or run stop lights either.

I was surprised to hear the dog actually did its job! I was really mad when we came through a few weeks ago. That dog didn't sniff ANYTHING. He just stood there, all cuddly and cute and in a daze. He looked like he'd be to lazy to even fetch.

You're lucky he just got you for possession. I have a close friend who is a cop and he said since you had it divided up, he could've gotten you for intent to sell on top of the other.

Mecca of Mississippi? I thought that was where you and Osama planted your poppi seeds for opium and grew pot to finance the terrorists against us Americans.




I'm still waiting for a response about the short term memory returning after four weeks.......

A dollar to a dime none of this actually happened anyway. It sounds like a lithium overdose induced fantasy to do nothing more than ruffle the feathers of us ""@#$%#" ignorant" "peepee" Christians.

i heard that! anyway teul2, about this "straight laced thing" not you no way! ole neil..... probably so!

I guess it takes four weeks for your short term memory to come back after the last time you smoked. Everybody knows that any real pot smoker smokes once a day, or at least one or two times a week. So does that mean they never get there short term memory back?