presidential candidates I wont vote for.

[tombstone]

I figure the last ballot ever cast "FOR" some one was for W. From then until the day Jesus takes me home my vote will be nothing more than a vote against.

I am so thankful for our soldiers still being willing to defend this screwed up country.

[jacksbuddy]

Mitt Romney
Jeb Bush
Chris Christie
Democrats, obviously.

Hmm, From this list, the only one I would vote FOR at this time is Mitt Romney. Yes, he socialized medicine in Massachusetts, but he actually made the d@mn plan work. Not like our current cluster. Also, he saved the Salt Lake City Olympics. This means that he already has valuable experience in fixing a completely broken public system.

Do I agree with all of his positions? No. But he can get things done, AND not just for the 'fringes'.

Just my ever-so-humble-allbeit-darn-near-perfect opinion.

[adame]

Give me Rand Paul!!

[ShotgunSP]

Huck's looking hard at it...

[iron grip]

You have to appeal to the smellers of the <50% of the country that is going to vote...figure in half of them want the person who is going to hand them the most free shiz.

With the above formula as your guide and the fact that their brains translate the smell of BS into milk and honey... which of the three is the only one with a chance?

I'll give ya two hints... It ain't the brother of W.......and it ain't the Jersey boy that tells people to sit down and shut up.....

So that leaves you with Romney, and he is our wolf in sheep(dog) clothing.

You could say he "gave" healthcare to his constituents...you can say he swooped in and saved the dying pelican that was the Olympics....and then you can play all the clips where he "predicted" the future and Ob(s)ama laughed in his face; cut to Willery saying "what difference does it make" then a pic of her tongue in bama's ear or whatever.....and maybe, just maybe the sheeple will let the dog lead them to the promised land...

Then swear him in and let him tell everyone togetafu ckinjob and offtheirlazyasses, after all he's just another lying damn politician, but he'd have a senate and house to hopefully turn this ship into a safe port outta the storm.

I'm available to consult for any campaign, as long as they've got access to a good duck hole, and plenty of bacon...