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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:00 pm
by mudsucker
Cat Juggling!
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:03 am
by mfalkner
regishay,
You got it. Thanks.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:45 am
by Dogzeye
mudsucker wrote:Cat Juggling!
See if you can bring the good Father Guido Sarduchi out of retirement

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:05 am
by Bankermane
antifreeze
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:11 am
by Dutch Dog
Get you some of them sticky traps for mice (the ones that when mice walk into them they are stuck) and place them all around the food bowls. I bet the cats would sound like Clydesdale horses running away.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:01 pm
by teul2
$40 paintball gun at wal mart.
they work on stray dogs too.

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:22 pm
by torch
I don't know about ya'll but I kinda like a little cat.

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:25 pm
by Grommet
torch wrote:I don't know about ya'll but I kinda like a little cat.

Me too but only if it is wet.

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:26 pm
by dirtysouthducks
Grommet wrote:torch wrote:I don't know about ya'll but I kinda like a little cat.

Me too but only if it is wet.

and well groomed.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:16 pm
by h2o_dog
I heard they are pretty good in hot tamales.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:38 pm
by crowder critter
call your local chinese restaurant, they may need to restock, might even give you a discount since you would be a supplier
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:23 am
by mudsucker
Dogzeye wrote:mudsucker wrote:Cat Juggling!
See if you can bring the good Father Guido Sarduchi out of retirement

I saw "The Jerk" on Showtime tues.!

Cat Trouble
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:44 pm
by Up2Early
I had to sit in a meeting in Atlanta this week so I wasn't able to keep an eye on this thread. I'm getting caught up tonight, so thanks for the suggestions. I'm loving some of these ideas, especially the paint gun. That would let the cat's owner (staff) know I have a problem with his/her cat, too. (I haven't been able to figure out exactly who these critters belong to.)
I've heard of the habanero idea before and that's solid. We'll be giving that a shot - and the sticky paper, too.
I had a run-in with the biggest one last night. He took a Texas heartshot via a miniature football. I've caught this one before. A few months back I was able to close the garage with him inside. Then, I got the super-soaker. He got desperate, even climbed the metal garage door track and ran along the door header. That ended up being like that duck game at the fair. Six loads later, I sent him on his way.
Have any of you heard of the book, "Cat and Dog Theology"? It goes something like this:
A dog says, "this guy feeds me, waters me, pets me - he must be God." A cat says, "this guy feeds me, waters me, pets me - I must be God."