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1. Can you call? Yeah, here ducky, ducky, ducky......You call that a call?

2. Get ready guys, here comes a group of black birds....something is gonna die before I leave here today!!!

3. How much further before we get there daddy?........... We are 2 minutes closer from the last time you asked son.

4. If I were a duck I'd be falling in this hole without question, I just don't understand it.....Yeah, well, that's why you would be a dead duck right now!!!

5. Where's all that water coming from.....Oh $h!+, I forgot to put the plug in the boat.

"Surely they won't charge us for this"

"I shoulda stayed snuggled up with mamma this mornin!"

"Recon how many of those snipe I can hit?"

how many of those blackbirds do you think i can hit in one shot?

the doc

Alright Duckslayer, I resemble that comment. Touche. If you don't start wearing that headnet, I may spray paint you.

Top Five sayings at our lease this year:

5) HOLLYWOOD!!!! (always spoken after smoking a shoveler drake)

4) Get covered up, here they come!........ sum-bitches!
(ducks cupping in, circle 2 or 3 times, then land 150 yards away)

3) Do you see 'em?!! Can I shoot now?!! Shut up now, please.

2) I wish we were at Malmaison, look at all the #$%& water turkeys.

1) I want my damn money back!!!

1.alright,who $#!+????!!!

2.man,did I get torn up last nite!!!

3.listen to that silly SOB blowing that damn kazoo at the birds???!!!

4.we should have setup over there!!!!!!

5.damn kazoo is working pretty good ,isn't it???

Where are they? Over there. Do you know what direction "over there" is in?

DON'T GET SKUNKED!!!!!!

Man Look at all the snow geese

1. Hush dylan
2. hushssssss dylan
3. damn it dylan shutup
4. if you dont quit talking your momma will have company
5. your going in the river dylan if you dont shut the heck up.

Bonus

dang we call they shoot!!!!! wonder how much we can charge them for being there guides.

Of course all the foul words are omitted

Blind Humor

We were in the blind one of the days when the wind chill was -20 with a friend from Starkville and his 7 year old, my 5 year old and a friend from Texas. The friend from Texas has shaved his head ever since I have known him. He had on one of those hot head stockings and out of the clear blue the 7 yr old (who had never met the man before) said "Mr. Bill I know how you can do away with that face mask. You could spray paint your head camo and not have to wear that." Thought everybody would die laughing

On about every other hunt my 5 year old kept everybody in stitches with his antics. This was the most memorable year in my 40+ years of hunting. My 5 year old insisted on going on every hunt with me and spent every night at the camp with me that I stayed there. (10 days & nights during the holidays included) Ain't nothing like having your son with you and enjoying the outdoors

heres one i hear every time i am in the blind...


WHO'S THAT OVER THERE??????????????


answer:HOW IN THE F$%K DO I KNOW

1. but it looks ducky........I don't understand it

2. damn at the geese! I think that's the most I've ever seen in one wad

3. I gotta good feelin about this mornin

4. this hole was fulla ducks in November

and my personal favorite

5. I guess Fightin' Bayou's got 'em all

1). Will you please put those damn cookies and poptarts back in your bag, you are killin' my dog... he now knows that whenever you reach into that bag, you pull out a Scooby snack.

2). You think I can hit that coot?

3). Let's drop these mutts off at Delta Ducks house. He'll feed them....

Deadeye

"DANGIT! I'm shooting bismuth or hevishot next year!"

1. DID ANYBODY BRING ANY MORE FOOD!!!

2. HOW MANY TIMES MUST YOU BLOW THAT DAM CALL IN MY EAR!!

3. IF WE DONT KILL $#!+, I AM HANGING IT UP FOR THIS YEAR......

4. NEXT MORNING AFTER NOT KILLING $#!+, ALRIGHT THEY HAVE GOT TO COME IN HERE TODAY.!!!

5. LOOK IF YOU CANT CARRY THAT BAG OF CORN WITHOUT TEARING IT AND SPILLING IT ALL OVER THE PLACE, GIVE IT TO YOUR BROTHER!!!!