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iron grip wrote:The Russian like to shoot fat nosed duck. And water chicken.

his wife used to get up in the morning and make a dozen hot biscuits with egg and sausage or ham, a thermos of coffee and a thermos of hot tea. He would break it all out and share bout mid morning, and I would give him the details about american women and getting up to cook breakfast for their man. I said it was hard to get my wife to fart my way at four in the morning let alone get up and fix all that stuff!

Belarus is where to look for a good ole fashion woman.

4dawgma wrote:straight to the barn with that stuff. in a couple of weeks she'll be out there and say "What's this?" and you reply:

1. "that old thing, i've had that forever"
2. "what, oh yeah bob left that in the truck last time we were hunting"
3. "i like those new shoes dear"
4. "would you like to go out for dinner tonight?"

or my personal favorite

5. "how bout a quickie in the barn?"

jkb87 wrote:fat nosied ducks and water chickens! i forgot about them....... that morning i was there about a thousand or so geese got up and flew over..... me and a buddy where laid down a few ponds down when he started unloading..... the whole time i was thinking there is no way.... no way..... and then splash splash.....

czavakos wrote:Here's the killer. I come into the house with my new toy. The wife looks at me and rolls here eyes. . After an uncomfortable pause, I spout out, it was on sale. Can you believe the role reversal here. She hits me with " you have two whole bags of plastic ducks already" I say yeah but not a flying plastic duck. My son, who's as excited as me runs for cover. [b][u]She says, ok now I can go out and buy something totally useless, I say ,but honey you do that all the time anyway! .Then I run for cover.

Good luck and good hunting