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paraduck wrote:This is as screwed up as a soup sandwich

But it really is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

no, this is more fugged up than a nagger's checkbook

Look here now, just cause he's a few Bricks short of a full load,
that don't necessarily mean he's dumber than a box of rocks.

now I'm more nervous than a long tailed cat in a rock-a-thon...

Dang you beat me to the lo g tailed cat one...

These quotes are like a raw pekker just can't beat it!

If it ain't one thing, it's your mother!

Some folks just don't know whether they're washing or hanging out. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

all up in the kool-aid and don't know the flavor

Don't put the chicken before the egg, and don't count your chickens before they hatch.

As lucky as a two dick dawg

It's as dry as a popcorn fart.

Rainin harder than a cow pissin on a flat rock

Yall don't know Sha-Hit from Shinola..

Pardon my French..

Crazy as a hit dog and stranger than a three legged cat. It's harder than Chinese arthimatic and funnier than a possum pokin' a pig. Ole boy is dumb as a box of wet hair and ugly as an ole man's ball sac.

I'd hit it!

This place is about as dangerous as trying to sandpaper a bobcats booty in a phonebooth.

Now some of y'all are tryin' to sew up a gnat's booty with a grape vine with this thread. So quit trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.