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Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:18 pm
by bucks n beaks
duramax wrote: It's called Karma. Slash a tire and you get...
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Blew him right out of his shirt. Serves him right.

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:33 pm
by Drakeshead
Did his right arm get broken open? Look how it twist/snaps when he lands and what appears to be blood squirting from it. He picks up his shirt and places it onto his elbow/upper arm, which appears to be where the arm snapped.

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:51 pm
by landscaper
Drakeshead wrote:Did his right arm get broken open? Look how it twist/snaps when he lands and what appears to be blood squirting from it. He picks up his shirt and places it onto his elbow/upper arm, which appears to be where the arm snapped.
Good eye! Looks like it blew his knife or whatever right back into his arm.

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:52 pm
by duramax
Drakeshead wrote:Did his right arm get broken open? Look how it twist/snaps when he lands and what appears to be blood squirting from it. He picks up his shirt and places it onto his elbow/upper arm, which appears to be where the arm snapped.
Haha. Didn't even notice that. That's even better. Bet he won't be slashing anymore tires.

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:20 pm
by fireplug
Had a little tire on a two wheeler / dolly blow up on me one time. Thought it had broken my finger. Scared the BeJesus out of me.

He's lucky that didn't kill him. That was a big tire.

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:22 pm
by kris Schaumburg
amazing, blew his shirt off,

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:27 pm
by duramax
kris Schaumburg wrote:amazing, blew his shirt off,
I remember seeing someone mount a semi truck tire and when filling it, it blew up. Thank goodness it was a professional set up and it was enclosed in a rack, but it sounded like a bomb went off. It blew a 4ft hole in the wall from the tire exploding. Just watch the Mythbusters episode where the test what happens if you are next to a semi when a tire blows. It messes up a car, and the motorcycle dummy would have been graveyard dead.

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:32 pm
by free78
Looks like the knife or whatever, hit the stairs and he fell on it.

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:37 pm
by Buckwabit
duramax wrote:
kris Schaumburg wrote:amazing, blew his shirt off,
I remember seeing someone mount a semi truck tire and when filling it, it blew up. Thank goodness it was a professional set up and it was enclosed in a rack, but it sounded like a bomb went off. It blew a 4ft hole in the wall from the tire exploding. Just watch the Mythbusters episode where the test what happens if you are next to a semi when a tire blows. It messes up a car, and the motorcycle dummy would have been graveyard dead.
The old Lowboy tires had a Snap ring..Or two peice Rim. They would kill you..

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:38 pm
by SHANE704
Yeah, there's a reason they dont make those 2 piece rims anymore

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:57 pm
by mfalkner
Had a buddy dang near killed trying to fix a tire on a 2 piece rim when he was in high school. Airlifted, the whole bit. He's still wired together.

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:42 am
by edub20
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Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:03 am
by duramax
edub20 wrote:Image
I'd get a vasectomy before taking something like that (which I probably will get in a few months after my twins are born). That stuff could turn you into a woman over time.

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:13 am
by Drakeshead
From a military phonic perspective:

We call a MK19 grenade laucher a Mark 19, so would the JQ1 be called a Jack 1? If that is the case, I could have saved a lot of tax payers dollars paying scientist money to figure out that Jack'ing 1 would be a good birth control and doesn't hinder sex drive!
edub20 wrote:Image

Re: Fail Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:36 am
by edub20
My main concern was the "much worse swimmers" remark at the bottom. What happens if one of the non swimmers make it to the egg? :D