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Postby jacksbuddy » Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:44 pm

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Re: Fail Thread

Postby 4dawgma » Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:31 pm

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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."


Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion."



So the student replies, "Then I definitely sh*t my pants."


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Postby duramax » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:20 am

All I can think of is the most epic scare pranks ever with this thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RPhnQ9H ... r_embedded

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Re: Fail Thread

Postby cbelmore » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:59 am

DeltaCotton12 wrote:Pizza Robber beaten by victoms.

http://www.wlbt.com/story/19731211/pizz ... by-victims

Thats the Atl for you. I wish "Big Shirley" would have broke that broomstick and stabbed JJ on the spot. Now thats exciting!
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Postby duramax » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:02 am

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Postby duramax » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:26 pm

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Re: Fail Thread

Postby duramax » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:26 am

when you see it...

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Re: Fail Thread

Postby 4dawgma » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:37 am

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Awesome!

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Re: Fail Thread

Postby SHANE704 » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:29 pm

That last one is awesome....youtube mike wilson 99 foot rope swing
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Re: Fail Thread

Postby duramax » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:02 pm

4dawgma wrote: Image
Who's got two thumbs and would NEVER do that?
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I'm terrified of heights, so getting in a lock on tree stand about 90 feet up and jumping off holding on to a rope would be up there with the last things I'd do

this is the full youtube video showing how he set it up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwoI9t0e11k
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Re: Fail Thread

Postby jbs38654 » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:48 pm

duramax wrote:when you see it...

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I hope I missed it
Now I feel like a dirty ole man for looking at those 16 year old girls













Nah I was kidding about that last part
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Re: Fail Thread

Postby slayem » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:04 pm

jbs38654 wrote:
duramax wrote:when you see it...

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I hope I missed it
Now I feel like a dirty ole man for looking at those 16 year old girls

I sure wish I would have missed it!












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Re: Fail Thread

Postby regishay » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:05 pm

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