Fail Thread
- jacksbuddy
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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion."
So the student replies, "Then I definitely sh*t my pants."

Where'd who go?
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All I can think of is the most epic scare pranks ever with this thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RPhnQ9H ... r_embedded

Not sure if win or fail.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RPhnQ9H ... r_embedded

Not sure if win or fail.



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DeltaCotton12 wrote:Pizza Robber beaten by victoms.
http://www.wlbt.com/story/19731211/pizz ... by-victims
Thats the Atl for you. I wish "Big Shirley" would have broke that broomstick and stabbed JJ on the spot. Now thats exciting!
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when you see it...


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That last one is awesome....youtube mike wilson 99 foot rope swing
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Who's got two thumbs and would NEVER do that?4dawgma wrote:

I'm terrified of heights, so getting in a lock on tree stand about 90 feet up and jumping off holding on to a rope would be up there with the last things I'd do
this is the full youtube video showing how he set it up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwoI9t0e11k
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duramax wrote:when you see it...
I hope I missed it
Now I feel like a dirty ole man for looking at those 16 year old girls
Nah I was kidding about that last part
"N¡gger please"
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jbs38654 wrote:duramax wrote:when you see it...
I hope I missed it
Now I feel like a dirty ole man for looking at those 16 year old girls
I sure wish I would have missed it!
Nah I was kidding about that last part
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