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grnheadhuntr wrote:-"'Nother cow."
--"Actually I think that was the same one."

jacksbuddy wrote:

4dawgma wrote:The weather out there today is hot and sh!tty with continued hot and sh!tty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north.

"Good Morning Viet Nam"

"Aww, come on folks! We're not gonna let a little ole indian raid spoil a good barbeque!"

grnheadhuntr wrote:"How's your wife and my kids?"

Woodduckdawg wrote:"The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times. "



Tommy: Uh, what my associate is trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family.
[Picks up model car]
Tommy: You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!
[Slams model car into lighter]
Tommy: There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming,
[sets car on fire]
Tommy: "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon.
[Imitates siren]
Tommy: And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
[Imitates retching]
Tommy: All because you want to save a couple extra pennies. And to me, it doesn't...
Executive with Toy Cars: Get out. Now!
Tommy: [Richard tries blowing out flaming car] Do you validate?
Executive with Toy Cars: No!


And the quotes could go on and on and on . . . .

SFDdelta1 wrote:Pilot: Lieutenant, you guys are incredible. Thank you.
Curran: There's no reason to thank us because we don't exist. You never saw us. This never happened.
Hawkins: One more thing: you're welcome

Hawkins: Leary, you got that missile. You might wanna think about using it.
Leary: I would if I could figure the damn thing out.
Rexer: It's a one shot deal.
Leary: What?
Hawkins: You miss, we die.

Blackwater wrote:"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri.
Et Fili.
Spiritus Sancti."

and

"Charlie Bronson always got rope."

SoftCall wrote:"It's mostly Maui Wowie but it's got a little Labrador....."