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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:05 pm
by chevy01234
It's better to be a smartarse than a dumbarse?

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:09 pm
by DanP
do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:10 pm
by chevy01234
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:13 pm
by DanP
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:14 pm
by chevy01234
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

I'm done, I am about to grill a backstrap! Give me a call when you get a chance

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:21 pm
by LawDawg
can soap get dirty?

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:38 pm
by duckkiller
chevy01234 wrote:Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?



Because Chuck Norris threw it at him and we all know how big of a bad booty he is

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:46 pm
by JFW2006
duckkiller wrote:
chevy01234 wrote:Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?



Because Chuck Norris threw it at him and we all know how big of a bad booty he is




I believe i'd rather sit in a fully concealed room and watch my toenails grow than watch chuck norris... :?

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:51 am
by pntailhntr
You guys need a job!!! :lol: