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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 6:02 pm
by RebelYelp
haha
coulda been worse, you ever seen that movie Just Married ?? they examined that fellers AHOLE too
Jake
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:34 am
by mudsucker
Let,s see. A boat returns from a trip that included "Ganga" heaven(Jamacia) and you do not think they will be looking(and yes, sniffing too...)?! Ben,Ben, Ben!

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:38 am
by mudsucker
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:23 am
by wing shot 1
you have to be joking, cause if your not... you be certified crazy!!!!! I don't give a damn how good of a friend he is. I ain't taking the rap for something that stupid.
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:41 am
by DuckyDan
I saw that same dog when we came back in, but he looked sleepy when I walked by! The dog looked like he was high or something. I figured someone could have driven a truck of cocaine by him and he'd never know. I was disappointed with customs b/c no one checked anything on us...not even our passport! No offense, but it makes me feel a little bit better that at least that dog had a sniffer. Still pisses me off that they didn't check anyone though.
I wanted to bring back some Cubans, but they said they'd search your bags and wouldn't let you bring them back. No one searched anything. Should've gotten me some. Those cigars are pretty darn good. I think the main thing that makes them so good is mental. We can't have them, so in our heads, it makes them more desirable and better.
I don't know who needs their booty kicked more....you or your friend.....
That wasn't too bright, Ben.
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:55 am
by MSDuckmen
But the damage was done, my poor mama did not take it well.
Definetly NOT good family PR....
So tell me Ben did you even consider your family before you decided to do this?
At some point in life Ben it's time to put that kind of crap behind you. I must admit that even that one surprised me..
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:14 am
by go24
I figure you are blowing smoke (pun intended).
But, if not, we can add "mule" to your list of accomplishments
Your moma must be a proud woman either way

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 9:30 am
by REBEL DUCK
Hell yea, thats the funniest thing I think I could have read this mourning. To smoke is one thing but to get caught and saying you don't smoke, you qualify for rock 103's dumb booty of the day. And if anyone knows how to cantact them they should.
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 9:42 am
by DuckyDan
I don't care if it's right/wrong whatever. You can rationalize all day long and try to make it okay. Every pothead I know does the same thing and even in my younger and dumber days I did the same, but it's illegal, therefore, don't mess with it.
If Cool Ranch Doritos were illegal in this country, I'd feel the same. It'd be dumb as hell to eat them due to the consequences.
As for trying to rationalize the morale of smoking pot. Pot by itself may not be as bad as some of the other things people can put into their bodies, but it is a "gateway" drug. The way I see it, it's worse for you than cigarettes. We have enough health issues from those, the last thing we need to do is to legalize another health nightmare.
Sorry, Ben, but I think the govt. is a little smarter than little 'ol you.
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 9:54 am
by DuckyDan
Maybe I do. Maybe I used to be a little pothead like yourself and smarted up. I was young and stupid once. Yeah, I thought I was "smarter" than everyone else and "more enlightened" as well. We used to sit around and talk about "deep" stuff all the time and talk about how alcohol was more dangerous, etc.
I GREW UP.
Studies have shown that if affects short term memory, concentration, lungs, and brain cells. It's also hazardous to use while operating equipment, like vehicles. I know many a pothead who think they can't get a DUI from being high, but they can.
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:01 am
by Unlucky Ducky
You can grow weed legally in your yard in Alaska I suppose they just stupid up there too eh?
Move to Alaska grow some weed for your friend and have him visit you
is THE most harmless drug in the world
When you can show me some scientific data to the contrary
Don't most coke, crack, & heroin addicts start out using pot ? Harmless ?
I don't think so.
My signature below says it all
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:12 am
by teul2
To quote one of the pothead losers I knew in my high school English class. We were studying direct objects, the teacher referred to them as "D.O." He turns to a friend of mine and says:
"That's what you are, a D.O. .........
A Dumb booty!!"
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:29 am
by DuckyDan
Short term memory returns after "only four weeks????" Oh, that's not long at all....uh, where did I put my keys hyu huh huh *laughter* oh crap, I was supposed to go into work today....what is today...huh huh huh *more laughter* Did I take a bath today??? huh hu huh hu ......
That's okay.....no one needs to remember the last 4 weeks of their life anyway.....
Yeah, real convincing.
It is the gateway drug. Every kid I grew up with that was a "druggie" started out on that stuff. Some you never would've expected it of them, they were the nicest, best mannered kids you ever met. They wouldn't even hardly cuss, but after they smoked pot, it was like they had crossed that "drug" barrier and they were putting all kinds of crap into their bodies. The way I look at it....we have enough drug problems as it is. The illegal factor scares a lot of people away from messing with it. You legalize it and that'll just make it even worse.
As for the long term side effects: how about lung cancer for one! One joint is about the equivalent of 40 something cigarettes on your lungs....maybe more. There ain't no filter and you don't take small drags. That stuff is H-A-R-M-F-U-L!!!!! Another long term effect....how about messing up families and jobs? How about changing kids so they can't concentrate in school and don't care and end up doing nothing other than smoking pot. Tell me that's not a long term effect. THC also kills braincells. Some people may be too stupid beforehand to ever realize they've lost any though.....
Maybe you are Taliban. They hate Americans and support drug growth. You could go over there and harvest some Poppi plants with Osama!
Benny Ben Laden and Osama Ben Laden joint venture pot and poppi plant farm!

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:29 am
by DuckyDan
By the way.....I prefer Coors Light.
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:51 am
by Unlucky Ducky
No, they start out smoking cigarettes and drinking beer.
Ok, let me re-phrase the question.......is it true that pot smokers are more likey to move to other illegal drugs that are more addicting, have greater risk, and more serious consequences?
There have been numerous studies conducted that prove this point. But you won't or don't believe them because its all made up by the goody-goody Baptist led propaganda machines. The best way to keep kids and even adults off drugs is to never get them started. If you want to include cigs and beer then so be it. But for you to preach aganist that and then smuggle pot into the country is hypocritical.
I guess two wrongs do make it right, and to think my parents taught me otherwise. Hell, I guess I should go find me a big fat joint also, they told me that was wrong to.
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