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Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:00 am**

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m. - Opening "secular" prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev.Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand-cameo apperance by Jane Fonda.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:04 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) hosted by Benny
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
9:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:30 p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00 p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn, Tim Robbins and Benny
10:05 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean's Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and
same sex).
11:10 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - "Free Saddam" pep rally.
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of Democratic candidate.
12:30 a.m. - Ted Kennedy drives Hillary home.

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:16 pm**

hmmmmmm............sounds like a "GAY"---la event. i like the part about teddy driving hillary home. lets see now... a few martini's and a long narrow bridge. yup...... :twisted:

al

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:20 pm**

your-pal-al wrote:hmmmmmm............sounds like a "GAY"---la event. i like the part about teddy driving hillary home. lets see now... a few martini's and a long narrow bridge. yup......

al

oooooooooops that wouldn't work........all the blubber on her thighness legs would float that car like a cork.
:lol:

al

Posted: **Mon Jul 12, 2004 6:23 am**

I was just back home in Yazoo for the weekend, and I thought y'all were having the Dem convention out on hwy. 3 by the slough. I thought every Democrat in MS was fishing by the road Saturday!

Posted: **Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:37 am**

best post i have seen yet. but you forgot the the john edwards seminar on "how to sue your doctor just because you can" speech.

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The 2004 Democratic Convention Schedule

The 2004 Democratic Convention Schedule