Crab Legs

[eSJay]

really???
I mean how many crab legs can you even get in your pocket?
How long before a picture hits the innaweb with a heisman pose holding crab leg in place of a football.

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.co ... crab-legs/

[GrizwalD]

Been on the web already this morning

[iron grip]

He fought the claw and the claw won...

[YazooValley]

Clay Travis or someone says it's OK because the crablegs consented.

[eSJay]

[Po Monkey Lounger]

Aww now, that boy be hungry.

[GET-N-RITE]

"Someone put an FSU sticker on my iphone and now Siri keeps sending sext messages to every white girl, and giving me directions to Joe's Crab Shack."

[4dawgma]

Y'all to hard on a brotha! sumtymes A negah just need a crableg, phuggin crackaAzz

"Infamously, the reigning Heisman winner was accused of raping an FSU student in late 2012 although no charges were ever filed. Additionally, there were reportedly incidents involving a BB gun fight and stealing ketchup from a Burger King, although no charges were filed in either of those incidents as well."

[yourmanwm75]

FLORIDA STATE CRIMINAL!!!

[regishay]

Here are some of the comments from the article,

51 Responses to “Jameis Winston reportedly cited for stealing crab legs”

fitz66 says:
Apr 30, 2014 11:14 AM
I would have guessed that if he got crabs it would have been from an unwilling female – not Publix.



wadaea says:
Apr 30, 2014 11:23 AM
Pay for stuff…i am a Heisman trophy winner and a florida state criminal..i mean seminal…i can sexualy assault women and eat all the crab legs i want.. 1’m Gumby dam it!!!!


auburntigers34 says:
Apr 30, 2014 11:30 AM
saw this posted on another board

“I said to the crab, ‘Are you stolen?’ He said, ‘I’m stolen if you steal me.’ I said, ‘You stolen then.’”


bucrightoff says:
Apr 30, 2014 11:33 AM
I guess he just really, really likes crabs…

goodfieldnohit says:
Apr 30, 2014 2:11 PM
He should be banished to the dungeness…

[dukluk]

NY Times --- 4/30/14 --- NOT !!!

"""Tallahassee police clear jameis Winston----Crab refuses to press charges"""

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston was issued a citation by Tallahassee Police on Tuesday for stealing crab legs from a Publix supermarket. But today the TPD have cleared Winston after the stolen crab refused to cooperate with the investigation. “It’s obviously not something we can make stick if the crab won’t go on the record and press charges,” said Chief of Police Michael DeLeo. “As far as we our concerned, Mr. Winston is cleared of all wrongdoing and the case is finished.”
DeLeo also said he put his best detective on the case in hopes of getting the crab to speak, but had no luck.
“We did the whole good cop, bad cop routine and not a word from the crab,” he said. “So I don’t want to hear anyone say we’re letting Mr. Winston off because he’s a football star. If the crab had said a single allegation against him, he’d be in handcuffs right now. But the crab just laid there on the floor in the interrogation room, not even moving. We simply can’t charge Mr. Winston without an accuser.”
The Tallahassee Police also brought Winston in for questioning.
“It was nice,” said the quarterback. “They asked me some questions over a big crab dinner. Questions about the BCS title game and what it’s like to be awesome. Then they had me sign stuff. Not an admission of wrongdoing or anything. Just photos, magazines, footballs. Stuff like that.”
Winston was then sent home with the crab in question.
“It was clear Jameis cared a lot for the crab, so we let him take it home,” said Chief DeLeo. “You’d think the crab would be more grateful to be desired by a football star.”

[tica-tica]

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2014 ... cart_river

[teul2]

Aww now, that boy be hungry.

[JDgator]

It could have been an honest mistake. I left a grocery store once forgetting I had two gallon jugs of water under the cart. No one reminded me when I was checking out. When I got to the car and realized my mistake I simply went in and paid for them. End of story.

[dukluk]

Soooooo, he "accidentally" left the store without paying for the crab legs, sticking out....maybe he possibly didn't notice his moon pie, or his can of sardines, or some koolaid packets, but NOT the day'um crab legs....no way!!!

And, I've never seen anyone put seafood, meat, or fresh produce on the bottom rack of a grocery cart.