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got a call from my ex girlfriend the other day...

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:55 pm
by the doctor
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.'Wow!' I really was flabbergasted.'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.'She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.'

Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to "@#$%#" off.

the doc

Re: got a call from my ex girlfriend the other day...

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:01 am
by kb7722
Way to stand strong and keep to your standards! Nice

Re: got a call from my ex girlfriend the other day...

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:28 pm
by jacksbuddy
Remember, Exes are "Ex" for a darn good reason. :wink:

Re: got a call from my ex girlfriend the other day...

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:22 pm
by deltadukman
Cool story bro!

Re: got a call from my ex girlfriend the other day...

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:46 pm
by the doctor
Just a joke I copied from another forum guys...

I married my ex girlfriend.

the doc

Re: got a call from my ex girlfriend the other day...

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:57 pm
by arduckslayer
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