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Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:41 am**

This is a old one but its good :lol:

There was a poem contest between the Yale graduate and a Redneck.They had to quickly think up a poem based on the same word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels,two by two
Destination-Tmbuktu.

The crowd went cazy!No way could the redneck top that,they thought.

Then the redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin went
Met three whore in a pop up tent
They was three,and we was two
So I bucked one,and Timbuktu :shock:

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:45 am**

LMAO

I love my pop up tent! :lol:

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:02 am**

Ducksbeus wrote::lol: LMAO I love my pop up tent!

if you don't think that's funny you might as well get up and get on outta here right now.

al

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:17 pm**

Dammit boy ! :lol:

Are you'uns in or are you'uns out ? :wink:

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:00 pm**

money, wanna sell that motor at your camp

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:04 pm**

before this big event dem two was a talkin...

The redneck axed that city boy where he went to college?

The city boy replied....Yale....

The redneck replied..........

WHEHREED YOU GO TA COLLEGE!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:05 pm**

If it comes up missing we'll nose wure ta be lookn.....

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:12 pm**

i think homer was the city boy

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:14 pm**

would that make you the Redneck... :shock:

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:29 pm**

Hey lab-dog 4,
That ol' Merc has been axed to join the Outboard Hall of Fame. It is definately a legend in and around Money, Schlater and Booger Den. But hey, everything is for sale ! Make me an offer.

Posted: **Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:43 pm**

Posted: **Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:31 am**

thats my motor boy :lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:03 pm**

money, what model is that motor and what size is it

Posted: **Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:00 pm**

1996 Mercury, 15 HP

Posted: **Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:22 pm**

and its a damn good un

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