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The steps at the Louisiana state capitol needed some repairs so

bids were solicited from carpenters from across the state and were presented to

the Governor.



First a carpenter from Carencro looks it over. After a session of

measuring and figuring he presents his bid.



I can do it for $9,000, he says, "I'd need $4,000 for materials,

$4,000 for my crew, and $1,000 profit for me."



Next a coonass from Lafayette does his measuring and calculating,

then says, "I'll do it for $7,000, $3,000 for materials, $3,000

for my crew, and $1,000 profit for me."



Last a Cajun from Breaux Bridge steps up. Without even looking at

the job site he says, "I'll do it for $27,000."



Surprised at how high it is, the Governor asks him to explain it.

"It's simple," he says, "$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we

hire the guy from Lafayette."





The Governor used his $10,000 to buy his girlfriend a Rolex.

The joke would be credible except for the fact that Governor is a woman.

Fits Louisiana politics to a tee!

That coulda been back when Edwin Edwards was Governor........or Hughey P.

Or possibly Mike Foster.....

Change those names to King Willie, LaRoy, Washington and Alphonsoline and you have Memphica.

Greenhead22 wrote:The joke would be credible except for the fact that Governor is a woman.

No one said it happen just recently!

That sounds like some Billy McCoy and Steve Holland politics there now.

He11 I'd say it hapopens everyitme the Capitol needs new steps!!

hey mudsucker.....

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KMA !!!!!!!!!!!

Mark a spot. I hear you are booty all over!

TTT

whats the deal duckamature