law enforcement
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:33 am
Subject: Chicago law enforcement
> > >>> > A guy runs a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.
>>> >
>>> >Cop says, "License and registration, please."
>>> >Guy says, "What for?"
>>> >
>>> >Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
>>> >Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>>> >
>>> >Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
>>> >registration, please."
>>> >
>>> >Guy says, "What's the difference?"
>>> >
>>> >Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop.
>> License
>>> >and registration, PLEASE!"
>>> >
>>> >Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and
>> stop,
>>> >I'll give you my license and registration."
>>> >
>>> >Cop says, "Right away, sir."
>>> >
>>> >At this point, the cop drags the guy from his car, takes out his
>> nightstick
>>> >and starts beating the living $#!+ out of the guy and says, "Now,
>> do
>> you
>>> >want me to stop...or
>>> >slow down?"
> > >>> > A guy runs a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.
>>> >
>>> >Cop says, "License and registration, please."
>>> >Guy says, "What for?"
>>> >
>>> >Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
>>> >Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>>> >
>>> >Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
>>> >registration, please."
>>> >
>>> >Guy says, "What's the difference?"
>>> >
>>> >Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop.
>> License
>>> >and registration, PLEASE!"
>>> >
>>> >Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and
>> stop,
>>> >I'll give you my license and registration."
>>> >
>>> >Cop says, "Right away, sir."
>>> >
>>> >At this point, the cop drags the guy from his car, takes out his
>> nightstick
>>> >and starts beating the living $#!+ out of the guy and says, "Now,
>> do
>> you
>>> >want me to stop...or
>>> >slow down?"
