them louisiana boys ....................
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:16 am
A small Louisiana Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of
gorilla.
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> Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult
to handle.
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> Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat.
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> To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
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> Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of
Boudreaux, a large cajun intern, who was
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> responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
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> Boudreaux, like most cajuns, had little sense, but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species.
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> The park administrator thought they might have a solution.
>
> Boudreaux was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
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> Boudreaux showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully.
>
> The following day, Boudreaux announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under the following four conditions:
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>
> 1. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
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> 2. "Second," he said, "you must never tell anyone about this." The
park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
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>
> 3. "Third," he said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
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>
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> 4. And last of all Boudreaux stated: "You've got to give me another
week to come up with the $500.00.
gorilla.
>
> Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult
to handle.
>
> Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat.
>
> To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
>
> Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of
Boudreaux, a large cajun intern, who was
>
> responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
>
> Boudreaux, like most cajuns, had little sense, but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species.
>
> The park administrator thought they might have a solution.
>
> Boudreaux was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
>
> Boudreaux showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully.
>
> The following day, Boudreaux announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under the following four conditions:
>
>
> 1. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
>
> 2. "Second," he said, "you must never tell anyone about this." The
park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
>
>
> 3. "Third," he said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
>
>
>
> 4. And last of all Boudreaux stated: "You've got to give me another
week to come up with the $500.00.
