DuckSouth.com

What Is Mississippi State Football?

1. It is having zero national championships.
2. It is Jackie Sherrill.
3. It is 11 wins in 4 seasons combined.
4. It is cowbells, and somehow you are proud of that.
5. It is having senior players being booed off the field.
6. It is 5 SEC wins in 4 seasons combined.
7. It is Dontae Walker serving 25 years for not only selling but trafficking crack.
8. It is having the worst stadium in the SEC.
9. It is knowing Southern Miss would kill you.
10.It is LSU owning you.
11. It is ESPN canceling Thanksgiving Day coverage
because you can't compete.
12. It is 1 road victory in 4 years.
13. It is a "Little Wooden Wayne."
14. It is hiring a head coach that left his last 2
programs in shambles and not thinking he would do the same to you.
Good Call!
15.It is Pig Prather scoring lower on the NFL rookie exam than
anyone in history.
16. It is paying $50,000 for a running back who is
now in prison.
17. It is maroon, white. Now that's a clever cheer.
18. It is Vandy now claiming "at least we're not Mississippi State."
19. It is castrating a bull before a 3rd tier bowl game.
20. It is maroon being "the only color that matters."
21. It is moral victory after moral victory.
22. It is having an AD with no upper lip.
23. It is being arrested for attempting to sneak in alcohol.
24. It is thinking maroon is a sophisticated color.
25. It is losing 42-0 with 2 minutes left and your
coach still jotting down notes.
26. It is not being clever enough to come up with your own bumper stickers.
27. It is putting skyboxes in a pasture.
28. It is Josh Morgan.
29. It is having players named Pork-Chop, Pig, and
Slovokiea.
30. It has having a head coach named after a cartoon cat.
31. It is being proud to drive a maroon minivan.
32. It is having a chip on your shoulder for 127 years.
33. It is always having to say "wait until basketball season."
34. It is tailgating on an actual tailgate.
35. It is knowing that you are the 5th best team in your state (Delta State & South Panola).
36. It is knowing that you couldn't win a 5A state
championship in Mississippi.
37. It is having more fans show up to a baseball game.
38. It is losing homecoming.
39. It is having mascot that licks himself.
40. It is having the homecoming queen's vehicle in the parade be manufactured by John Deere.
41. It is attempting to blame Ole Miss because you got caught
cheating.
42. It is Old Milwaukee instead of Bud Light.
43. It is Old Crow or Fighting peepee instead of Crown or Makers.
44. It is cows, sheep, and John Deere rather than hot women, hotter women, and BMW's.
45. It is no tradition whatsoever.
46. It is the booming metropolis of Stark'Vegas.
47. It is tearing down the goal posts after your 1st SEC win in 2 years.
48. It is having player's stat sheets include number of arrests.
49. It is reconfiguring your campus because you have Grove envy.
50. It is "Who Let the Dogs Out."
51. It is having a dance team bigger that your football team.
52. It is "Go State, Go State," yet another clever cheer.
53. It is fans who think getting dressed up means putting on sweat pants.
54. It is wishing Ron Polk could coach football.
55. It is ESPN announcers stating that you are the worst college town to visit.

55. It is realizing your not an arrogant peepee from Oxford
56. It is realizing all these redneck farmers from small towns own many things more expensive that a BMW an don't really care to flaunt it to everbody else

this might become perhaps the longest post in msducks sports forum history.... it has the potential...... and no, i didn't write this, just copied and pasted, much like our other fellow moderator does...

and.... by the way deltadukman.... i don't drive a bmw and i'm not a rich arrogant peepee

i figured you weren't but i just felt like putting that in there

point well taken, and yes, you did describe about a 1/4 of the student body with that comment......

YAYYAAAAWWWNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this might become perhaps the longest post in msducks sports forum history

Depends on if I post in it.

Oops. Too late...

It's like having one good team in 1958 and considering yourself a football powerhouse for the next 50 years. That was when all white teams average 180 pounds up front and you beat the likes of Ga Tech, Tulane, Army, Vandy, and Billy Cannon ran all over your booty.The rest of the world knows you're a second tier football team but you actually think that you can be better than mediocre. Your idol is Archie Manning who was a mediocre pro quarterback at best and you worship a dead # 38 every year who nobody ever heard of. Up Chuckie.

How many kids came out of Starkville and became "mediocre" pro quarterbacks?

I wouldn't expect you to understand the whole #38 thing, it's a tradition, so you couldn't comprehend it anyway. And we've heard of him. No he didn't wear a lot of flashy jewelry, have five illegitimate kids, refer to himself in the third person and do the "Dawg-pound rock" each time he took the field, so it makes sense that State people would take shots at Chucky Mullins.

mottlet

56. It's the future home of the Palmero Center for Athletic Enhancement!!

So you can visit Sixpackspeak.com!

The only thing they talk about on sixpack is Coach O. It is kinda old reading the same boring crap for the last few months.

what is msu football//

good gosh gentlemen you dont need but one sentence to expain that..


msu football is chitty....


i played j.c. ball with a guy from russellville alabama.. he always said chucky was a stand up guy!!!