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I WONDER WHO ELSE THEY CAN BUY TO TRY AND MAKE IT BETTER FOR NEXT SEASON.
If some animals are good at hunting and others are suitable for hunting, then the Gods must clearly smile on hunting.
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i've said it before, and i'll say it again in case anyone missed it...... if you want to TRULY know what a Yankee is....... just pm me
Sun rise in the east.... and it sets up in the West, yes the sun rise in east baby, and it sets up in the west..... It's hard to tell, hard to tell, hard to tell, which one, which one I love best.....
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THE CURSE OF gAy-ROD LIVES ON!!!!
News Edition: 10/11/2005
CALI-- Alex Rodriguez once again proved what a soft, selfish, douche-bag he becomes when any situation of importance arises by grounding into a crucial ninth inning double play.
The Yankees would go on to lose by a score of 5-3 and ended the series and all $#!+ Yankee fan's dreams of going anywhere in the playoffs with a bunch of overpriced, elderly assholes.
The nonexistent ninth inning Yankmee rally started out well enough with a solid hit by Rodriguez's boyfriend, Derek Jeter. Hopes were quickly crushed when A-Rod, who has never come through in ANY clutch situation, grounded feebly to third base, setting up the double play. The Yanks would go on to get 2 more hits in the inning with the 2 outs A-Rod caused, thus further magnifying Rodriguez's outstanding $#!+ and ineptitude.
A-Rod, when asked of his sucking the big one when it counts replied: "You know, you're talking to the probable American League MVP. I did so much for so long this year when we were already ahead by 10 runs that you really can't expect me to do it the 9th (inning) of a meaningful playoff game too. I mean, I get paid $25.7 million. I'd say I gave at least $33.4 million in effort this year. You want more from me? Pay me more."
He went on to add: "I knew I had Giambi behind me anyway, so I knew he'd probably get a hit if I choked again. He's been juicin' pretty hard to get ready for this."
Rodriguez sported a paltry .133 average as he went 2-for-15 in the five-game series. He also didn't even have a single RBI in the series.
Derek Jeter could not reached for comment as he was crying on his customary pink tissue.
News Edition: 10/11/2005
CALI-- Alex Rodriguez once again proved what a soft, selfish, douche-bag he becomes when any situation of importance arises by grounding into a crucial ninth inning double play.
The Yankees would go on to lose by a score of 5-3 and ended the series and all $#!+ Yankee fan's dreams of going anywhere in the playoffs with a bunch of overpriced, elderly assholes.
The nonexistent ninth inning Yankmee rally started out well enough with a solid hit by Rodriguez's boyfriend, Derek Jeter. Hopes were quickly crushed when A-Rod, who has never come through in ANY clutch situation, grounded feebly to third base, setting up the double play. The Yanks would go on to get 2 more hits in the inning with the 2 outs A-Rod caused, thus further magnifying Rodriguez's outstanding $#!+ and ineptitude.
A-Rod, when asked of his sucking the big one when it counts replied: "You know, you're talking to the probable American League MVP. I did so much for so long this year when we were already ahead by 10 runs that you really can't expect me to do it the 9th (inning) of a meaningful playoff game too. I mean, I get paid $25.7 million. I'd say I gave at least $33.4 million in effort this year. You want more from me? Pay me more."
He went on to add: "I knew I had Giambi behind me anyway, so I knew he'd probably get a hit if I choked again. He's been juicin' pretty hard to get ready for this."
Rodriguez sported a paltry .133 average as he went 2-for-15 in the five-game series. He also didn't even have a single RBI in the series.
Derek Jeter could not reached for comment as he was crying on his customary pink tissue.
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Good ol' May-Rod. Ain't nobody in baseball I'd rather not have to face when you're down by 4 runs. Ain't nobody else I'd rather face when the game is on the line.
Funny thing about May-Rod.....his teams tend to get better when he leaves and worse when he arrives.
Seattle:
1995 (pre): 79-66
1996 (during): 85-76
1997: 90-72
1998: 76-85
1999: 79-83
2000: 91-71
2001 (post): 116-46
2002: 93-69
2003: 93-69
Texas:
1999 (pre): 95-67
2000 (pre): 71-91
2001 (during): 73-89
2002: 72-90
2003: 71-91
2004 (post): 89-73
2005: 79-83
Slappys:
2002 (pre): 103-58
2003 (pre): 101-61
2004 (during): 101-61
2005: 95-67
Funny thing about May-Rod.....his teams tend to get better when he leaves and worse when he arrives.
Seattle:
1995 (pre): 79-66
1996 (during): 85-76
1997: 90-72
1998: 76-85
1999: 79-83
2000: 91-71
2001 (post): 116-46
2002: 93-69
2003: 93-69
Texas:
1999 (pre): 95-67
2000 (pre): 71-91
2001 (during): 73-89
2002: 72-90
2003: 71-91
2004 (post): 89-73
2005: 79-83
Slappys:
2002 (pre): 103-58
2003 (pre): 101-61
2004 (during): 101-61
2005: 95-67
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