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Each Friday night after work, Boudreaux would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.


The Priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that he become a Catholic.



So, after several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."



Boudreaux’s neighbors were greatly relieved, at least until Friday night arrived, and that same wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Boudreaux’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.



There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he was carefully sprinkling over the venison steak and chanting: “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you’re a catfish.”

I will have to tell my mother in law that one because she likes to pick on me because I am a Baptist and all of my wife and her family are Catholic. She willl love it.

Sounds like a Saucier boy to me!

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They both get layed by a Mexican

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A man was speeding along to his home when he crossed a bridge and was busted by a cop on the other side. The officer steps up to the car as the man rolls down his window.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Thinking quickly the man replies, "Yes sir, I was speeding, but I'm a doctor and have to get to the hospital."

The cop had heard this a hundred times, and asked, "What exactly do you do, Doctor?"

The man replies, "I'm a rectum stretcher".

The cop hadn't heard of this before and replies "What is that?"

The man explains, "What I do is work the fingers of one hand into the rectum one by one - then the next hand until I have stretched the rectum to about six feet."

The cop then replies, "What the hell do you do with a six-foot "turd-cutter"?"

The man replies, "Stick him at the end of a bridge with a radar gun."