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The Mahannah 500
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:24 am
by chotardhunter
Is everybody geared up for it?
Did you all install NITROUS on your ATVs?
So you race up the gravel road into your... skyblasting... hang a flashlight the night before.... no, you idiot, I was here first... favorite corn spot!
(that was for you Skeeter, I know you hate the place)
"Duckhunters Start Your Engines, its 10 til' 5:00"
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:01 pm
by FnW man
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:14 pm
by Grommet
Buckman will be born at 1000?
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:37 pm
by duckkiller
Talked to a buddy of mine last night and he was putting the racin slicks on his bike
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:14 pm
by astorey
Yeah, got me a souped up Banshee to run the 500 on this year. More corn-----need more speed!!!
aubrey
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:17 pm
by chotardhunter
If you hear an old stroker Honda 250X fire up. Im there!!
Who ever is first in the "leave before 5:00 line".....I'll give you three and the bust!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:26 pm
by FnW man
Grommet wrote:Buckman will be born at 1000?
CO RRECT
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:07 pm
by dukbum
one day i will get to see that event one day
i hear its one to see fer sure
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:59 pm
by Skeeter
dukbum wrote:one day i will get to see that event one day
i hear its one to see fer sure
Dont ever say that! DO NOT EVER SAY YOU WANT TO SEE THE MAHANNA 500!!!!!.....
It's like getting bitten by a snake
It's like seeing your 85 year old grandma naked
It's like having a proctologist (who used to play in the nfl) check your prostate
It's a bad fungus..... on your ass
It's worse than unemployment
I would rather play McDonald's Monopoly for a living...
Just stay home......'man, that pillow sure is soft...'
D
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:19 pm
by QuackHead50
what is this mahanna 500 that yall are talkin about??
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:30 pm
by Greenhead22
Opening day at Mahanna, 500 boats going in the water at 5am.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:53 pm
by dukbum
come on now i just wanna be dranken a stiff one and laugh my booty off while watching dem nutt-balls doing wut they call duk hunten! i bet there are more pizzed off boys than you can shake a stick at
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:55 pm
by Greenhead22
dukbum, I'll make a deal with you. Let's sell tickets for the race and split it 80/20.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:57 pm
by dukbum
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:11 pm
by Skeeter
you're right....more pissed off than anything.....it is one big cluster F&%^....and there aint no huntin going on.....pass shooting and skyblastin....worst I have ever seen in my life....If a game warden made a commission on writin tickets, we would have the nations first millionaire game warden if he worked Mahanna...
Sad part is, there is no game warden there to enfore any rules or laws...
D
