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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

















Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

dang!!!

I hire her

Good Gravy!!

i'd hit it

Look at them tig ole bitties.

Dang if she fell down you'd have to milk her before you could get her back up

that girl ought to have caution tape around her, b/c that's an accident waiting to happen

To skinny of a waist!

I think that ole gal used to work at Dewerks.

MSDawg870 wrote:I think that ole gal used to work at Dewerks.

If so she is handing out resumes! I passed by there Saturday and had to poor a little dab of beer out for the homies when I saw it was shut down.
What a waste best amateur show around. They are making it hard for working gal around these parts.

Faithful Retrievers wrote:

MSDawg870 wrote:I think that ole gal used to work at Dewerks.

If so she is handing out resumes! I passed by there Saturday and had to poor a little dab of beer out for the homies when I saw it was shut down.
What a waste best amateur show around. They are making it hard for working gal around these parts.

We had to form a support group for the boys that long for the bottomless cups on Thurs. night.

Wonder what O'l Pickle be doin now that it shut down? He probablly caring them gals around in the back of that Escalade.

they re just a fun to look at as they are in person

That's GOT to hurt that poor child. Here darlin', let ole Jacksbuddy help you with them thangs.