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We have a farmer that comes in all the time to use the crapper. Well today a bunch of his farmer friends were in here and when he got good and settled they sprayed "Startin Fluid" under the door then lit it. Damn near blew the hinges off the door. He had crammed newspaper under the door trying to stop the inevitable and caught the newspaper on fire and the paper on the wall. I am laughing as I type. HE IS PIZZED

We had a democrat at a joint I use to work at that would go in the head and hit him a little number , one day we stuck a dry fire extinguisher under the door and discharged the whole thing . When that mofo came out he looked like he had been rolled in flour , all you could see was his eyes and lips

didnt know you guys still did that!

basically the reason I quit using that toilet

its still funny

the doc

Haven't really done it since Tomcat died. He was notorious for doing that. I would wait in the am and go in the woods just so he couldn't blow me up.

You know that fire extenguisher could be dangerous. The way they put out a fire is by removing the Oxygen from the flame and by someone inhaling it you could remove the oxygen in there lungs!!!!!!!!!!

thats to funny....i bet he takes a crap somewhere else next time or he makes it come out faster......but to funny

HILARIOUS!!!!!
I worked with this guy who kept up when the office manager would go....so beforehand he put a walkie talkie behind the commode.....he gave her time to get situated & then from the other room said "excuse me maam while I paint under here......she let out a yell & almost tore the door off the hinges!

merlebo05 wrote:You know that fire extenguisher could be dangerous. The way they put out a fire is by removing the Oxygen from the flame and by someone inhaling it you could remove the oxygen in there lungs!!!!!!!!!!

CO2 does that, not dry chemical,BUT, it is crossive!

Bottle Rockets work great when there's enough room between the floor & door.

Back in the day when i got to reserve in the narcotics division we used to spray a chemical agent like mace under the door of the bathroom, ac vents on agents cars, floor boards, and door handles until we went to far one time. Well we also used to spray each other LOL

It creates a coughing and burning affect when sprayed in the face or you breath it in. Put water on it and it will burn worse rub it and it makes it worse, put water on it after it stops burning and it starts burning again.

When you spray it in the a/c vents outside the car when you cut the car on it pushs the dried particles into the car, when you spray it in the floorboard they kick the dried particles up with the feet

That sounds like crap that my cousin would pull when we were growing up. I always knew that the Shelby Mafia had issues.