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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:56 pm
by D1
Dear Ann,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters,
who are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
in Longview . She is a part-time "working girl."

All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open
and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:50 pm
by Magic Mallard
just shoot yourself....
ST

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:45 am
by I Break Bones
the rest of it really IS mild compared to the Hillary thing... :shock: