I bought into the myth about these birds that live up north but fly down here for the winter. I bought decoys, and camo and shells and got up at 3 am and bought $50 in gas and drove an hour to see them but they don't really exist. It is just a big money grab by the LDWF so they can sell more hunting licenses. It's a Hoax!
Don't waste any more time or money chasing these Mythological animals.
I hate to admit it but I am just as gullible as the big-foot watchers and the extra-terrestrial....terrestreal...terrist... I mean the UFO crowd.
But I have seen the light now. A friend who used to hunt ducks told me about Ducks anonymous and now I am on the way to recovery. Oh, I know I will never actually be cured, but with counseling and support I can still go on to lead a productive and somewhat meaningful life. I will save lots of money and sleep, and as God as my witness I will never be cold and wet again!
Yours truely,
A recovering duckaholic.
