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I want to hear some good sayings like high as a cats back or crazier than a road lizard. The other day at work I let one go believe it was sweating like a hooker at church and the non swimmers started laughing saying you white folk come up with some mess to say. I realized they hadn't heard hardly any of what I call everyday folks talk. So post um up boys lets here um.

Nuttier than squirrel turds

Slicker than owl schit

im f....ed up like a nine eyed cheeseburgers check book....
or.. you cant tear up anything that makes its on grease.......or just like the county fair bigger and better every year!!!! or nothing but two kinds: big old good ones and good old big ones.........just to name a few, ok one more before I go.....he's so tight he jumps the gate to save the hindges.... or Im drunker than nine cheeseburgers in a wine cellar....

"It ain't that bad" you just got to know the guy

This as a cool as a turd in the punch boll

I'm F*)*(*) this cat, just holds it head

I hope you have your waders cause this chits about to get deep

Hot as two rats mating in a wool sock

I got "@#$%#" up worst than a cheeseburgers bike

You like thunder? cause you fixin to get the storm!!

You mess with the bull, you better be ready to deal with the horns!

its raining harder than a cow pissin on a flat rock

Lifes a garden, dig it

tore up like gator's ass after playing golf with his dad(see golf post) hahah
sweating like a cheeseburger at a klan meeting
piss like a russian race horse
piss like a double curnts cow on a flat rock
queerer than a football bat/three dollar bill
rock out with my @!#$ out
i aint scared of it i just don't like it

Deader than Dale Earnhardt.

Locked up tighter than Dicks hat band.

Now explain to me what that means cause every old man I know uses that one and it's greek to me. I really can remember saying this a few years back on hear and someone told me but I can not remember who. Come on you old farts

River Hunter wrote:Locked up tighter than Dicks hat band.

My Dad always says that one.

Here's another, I could eat the South bound end of a North bound mule.

of course the classic drunker than cooter brown (who ever he was he was some kind of drunk)

I didn't hear this one until last year... some of my friends here in CA get a kick out of some of these sayings!

'He's smilin' like a mule with a mouthful of saw tooth briars!'- courtesy of a friend from Oxford!

Heard a comedian comment on the gotta piss like a russian race horse; He asked what it meant and if it meant that that he had to pee so bad that he wanted a Italian midget in bright colors to strap a saddle on his back and beat him with a small leather whip. I thought that was pretty funny.

that's about as cool as a hand job on your honey moon.

crazy as a sprayed roach
dumber than a run over dog
slicker than owl snot
im like a turnip patch boy just come on and pick you a mess
your about as smart as bourbon street crackhead
ill beat you like an iraqi prisoner

I work offshore so you get alot of them out here.

Busier than than a set of jumper cables at a negro funeral

dumb as a box of rocks
sharp as a bowling ball
slick as goose greese
you could f+c+ up a steal ball with a rubber hammer.
hotter than a nany goat in a pepper patch
busy as a whore on 2 for 1 fri night.
hot as hell in heat wave
f+@ked up as a road goat. ( not sure what it means but)
bright as a burnt out light bulb
smart as a 15 year old special ed cheeseburger in 3rd grade.